Message from @ebowden
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I'm not sure you can find a dog better with kids than the basset.
That is because there is no dog better at giving zero fucks
I don't know what they were originally bred for, but it seems chilling is what it was.
They can spend their entire lives just eating and being pet in complete bliss.
Ima 'bout to TMI again
Love animals, but I can't have an indoor pet because I am a legit Coprophobic.
Which as far a clinical fears go is pretty much the best to have.
You have to train them to do it outside.
It's not a herculean task.
I know that, but I and everyone I know has always pretty much failed at it.
Lol, NO ONE I know has failed at it.
Well what can i say, we just fail that way. Even friends. People I am not related to.
I don't even like it when I take a dump. Gotta light some candles and meditate on the crapper and stuff.
Adorable, though I also know they are drool intensive.
Aunt of mine had one. it could splatter saliva on the ceiling. Which is hilarious as long as it isn't your ceiling.
lol
Did you ever get to handle all its velvety ear?
Oh yeah.
Though I like bigger dogs generally
They are big dogs with short legs.
A corgi is a good comprimise, as it's like you had your dog lowered.
I keep expecting corgis to have a hydraulic system installed.
If I ever got one I would name it "Sixteen" because that bitch gots sixteen switches.
They're considerably bigger than corgis.
Really? Been years since I've been around a Basset, but I seem to remember them and corgis being around the same size.
The last time and first time I saw a basset up close was a few days ago.
I got to handle all its velvety ear.
It had so much ear that it actually felt heavy.
Oh yeah, this is true.
Petting those bassets made me want one even more than I already did.
In my life i'd need something more active because I'm sedentary enough.
They can run quite a bit.
They need more exercise than a lot of people give them, sadly.
Damnit
The I've got stereotypical cartoon drunk hiccups, and they will NOT go away.
Even as I painfully sober up.
Ok bed time now. G'night buds.
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