Message from @Grumplebee

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2018-05-09 06:25:16 UTC  

Normies really do need to get the fuck out.

2018-05-09 06:25:19 UTC  

Out of the internet

2018-05-09 06:25:33 UTC  

out of politics

2018-05-09 06:25:38 UTC  

out of business

2018-05-09 06:25:43 UTC  

out of public serivce

2018-05-09 06:26:01 UTC  

normies are not needed anywhere and it is the only genocide i support

2018-05-09 06:26:55 UTC  

In conclusion: REEEEEEEEE

2018-05-09 07:08:17 UTC  

The problem with everything is that everyone wants to be George Washington. Nobody wants to be Helmut Hubner. Except me. It's a total humblebrag, but I would give my life up if it meant it had a little impact.

2018-05-09 07:14:07 UTC  

Love me some pets

2018-05-09 07:14:33 UTC  

I'm not sure you can find a dog better with kids than the basset.

2018-05-09 07:15:07 UTC  

That is because there is no dog better at giving zero fucks

2018-05-09 07:15:32 UTC  

I don't know what they were originally bred for, but it seems chilling is what it was.

2018-05-09 07:15:33 UTC  

They can spend their entire lives just eating and being pet in complete bliss.

2018-05-09 07:16:09 UTC  

Ima 'bout to TMI again

2018-05-09 07:16:56 UTC  

Love animals, but I can't have an indoor pet because I am a legit Coprophobic.

2018-05-09 07:17:09 UTC  

Which as far a clinical fears go is pretty much the best to have.

2018-05-09 07:17:20 UTC  

You have to train them to do it outside.

2018-05-09 07:17:28 UTC  

It's not a herculean task.

2018-05-09 07:17:50 UTC  

I know that, but I and everyone I know has always pretty much failed at it.

2018-05-09 07:18:15 UTC  

Lol, NO ONE I know has failed at it.

2018-05-09 07:18:47 UTC  

Well what can i say, we just fail that way. Even friends. People I am not related to.

2018-05-09 07:19:31 UTC  

I don't even like it when I take a dump. Gotta light some candles and meditate on the crapper and stuff.

2018-05-09 07:19:52 UTC  

Adorable, though I also know they are drool intensive.

2018-05-09 07:20:22 UTC  

Aunt of mine had one. it could splatter saliva on the ceiling. Which is hilarious as long as it isn't your ceiling.

2018-05-09 07:22:04 UTC  

lol

2018-05-09 07:22:23 UTC  

Did you ever get to handle all its velvety ear?

2018-05-09 07:22:34 UTC  

Oh yeah.

2018-05-09 07:22:49 UTC  

Though I like bigger dogs generally

2018-05-09 07:22:53 UTC  

lol

2018-05-09 07:23:00 UTC  

They are big dogs with short legs.

2018-05-09 07:23:05 UTC  

A corgi is a good comprimise, as it's like you had your dog lowered.

2018-05-09 07:23:22 UTC  

I keep expecting corgis to have a hydraulic system installed.

2018-05-09 07:23:57 UTC  

If I ever got one I would name it "Sixteen" because that bitch gots sixteen switches.

2018-05-09 07:24:10 UTC  

They're considerably bigger than corgis.

2018-05-09 07:26:24 UTC  

Really? Been years since I've been around a Basset, but I seem to remember them and corgis being around the same size.

2018-05-09 07:26:59 UTC  

The last time and first time I saw a basset up close was a few days ago.

2018-05-09 07:27:18 UTC  

I got to handle all its velvety ear.

2018-05-09 07:27:30 UTC  

It had so much ear that it actually felt heavy.