Message from @Szayel's Pooppion

Discord ID: 578001563721662474


2019-05-14 22:43:57 UTC  

You should probably stop

2019-05-14 22:44:18 UTC  

I had a deputy catch a 750 on open highway up here

2019-05-14 22:44:23 UTC  

In his charger

2019-05-14 22:44:50 UTC  

Traffic, you could get away
Open highway, youre fucked

2019-05-14 22:46:22 UTC  

I'll give you that. Remember, you can't outrun a radio, and you can't outrun an aircraft

2019-05-14 22:48:50 UTC  

The brakes went out on my truck

2019-05-14 22:49:11 UTC  
2019-05-14 22:49:52 UTC  

oh nice, me too. what are you in for?

2019-05-14 22:50:30 UTC  

<@577672428180733954> I found out my brakes were out coming up on a red light

2019-05-14 22:51:33 UTC  

I just ran it.

2019-05-14 22:51:52 UTC  

Yee haw-ed myself across the intersection

2019-05-14 22:52:35 UTC  

It felt like a leak at the caliper with how fast it was coming out

2019-05-14 22:54:12 UTC  

Oh no.

2019-05-14 22:54:28 UTC  

Did he star pattern tighten the lug nuts?

2019-05-14 22:54:33 UTC  

No, he didn't

2019-05-14 22:54:39 UTC  

Like a Jabroni

2019-05-14 22:56:04 UTC  

That is embarrassing for a man. I had a wheel fall off my duramax awhile ago.

2019-05-14 23:01:08 UTC  

Adios

2019-05-14 23:26:12 UTC  

He didn't straighten his tie

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575596504702517248/578000139424104448/Screenshot_20190514-182543_YouTube.jpg

2019-05-14 23:31:51 UTC  

for shame

2019-05-14 23:32:01 UTC  

where the wife at??

2019-05-14 23:32:22 UTC  

Being fair, I can straighten my own tie.

2019-05-14 23:32:35 UTC  

ofc lol

2019-05-14 23:33:04 UTC  

I can straighten my own tie, and I didn't even go to college.

2019-05-14 23:33:14 UTC  

Alabama is a clusterfuck

2019-05-14 23:34:12 UTC  

Just saying bc if you're married, a wife ought of do it if you tell her to

2019-05-14 23:34:23 UTC  

or rather if he forgot how'd she not see that ?

2019-05-14 23:35:07 UTC  

I agree, the wife should be able to straighten a tie.

2019-05-14 23:35:15 UTC  

Mein Gott

2019-05-14 23:36:14 UTC  

And this dude is advocating for abortions like a BAYDUH

2019-05-14 23:38:15 UTC  

mein gott!!

2019-05-14 23:38:22 UTC  

sick

2019-05-14 23:39:27 UTC  

His argument started at rape/incest babies, and is now at life starts outside of the womb. Sounds like 9 month abortion advocacy.

2019-05-14 23:39:51 UTC  

funny how the lib/feminist women get triggered over a man being against abortion bc they feel he shouldn't have a say of that. That sounds like a virtuous man to me. It's so opposite for me; it sickens me to see a man advocating abortion

2019-05-14 23:40:14 UTC  

Life can't start outside the womb lol

2019-05-14 23:40:55 UTC  

I guess men can spill their seed on the ground & it sprouts life right there. Yay now they don't need women anymore 👏

2019-05-14 23:43:04 UTC  

I want kids really bad. I want a large family. It disappoints me that someone would take this position. Moreover, he's begun fake crying.

2019-05-14 23:43:19 UTC  

Ohhh no lol

2019-05-14 23:43:26 UTC  

That's pathetic

2019-05-14 23:43:37 UTC  

me too