Message from @Szayel's Pooppion

Discord ID: 577990999905796106


2019-05-14 22:27:34 UTC  

If you already have the engine apart you may as well replace crank/cam/piston bearings.

2019-05-14 22:29:23 UTC  

@RightWingBDSMGuy Good job! hs or college?

2019-05-14 22:31:44 UTC  

Cam lobes looking like Gumby's head

2019-05-14 22:32:01 UTC  

That's the best thing I've read in awhile.

2019-05-14 22:34:45 UTC  

It would definitely do that. I don't have a speedo, for what it's worth. I was on my way to work yesterday, and I have no ability to judge my speed. I know what my bike tops out at, though. I accidentally topped my bike out.

2019-05-14 22:36:19 UTC  

Yup

2019-05-14 22:37:06 UTC  

I'm more worried about getting pulled over at 150 in a 55

2019-05-14 22:38:27 UTC  

That's a very real fear of mine lol. No mirrors, I speed, e.t.c.

2019-05-14 22:40:07 UTC  

Fucking a. How was that ticket?

2019-05-14 22:42:08 UTC  

I carry a gun.

2019-05-14 22:42:13 UTC  

Fuck lmao.

2019-05-14 22:42:20 UTC  

I'd be killed

2019-05-14 22:43:57 UTC  

You should probably stop

2019-05-14 22:44:18 UTC  

I had a deputy catch a 750 on open highway up here

2019-05-14 22:44:23 UTC  

In his charger

2019-05-14 22:44:50 UTC  

Traffic, you could get away
Open highway, youre fucked

2019-05-14 22:46:22 UTC  

I'll give you that. Remember, you can't outrun a radio, and you can't outrun an aircraft

2019-05-14 22:48:50 UTC  

The brakes went out on my truck

2019-05-14 22:49:11 UTC  
2019-05-14 22:49:52 UTC  

oh nice, me too. what are you in for?

2019-05-14 22:50:30 UTC  

<@577672428180733954> I found out my brakes were out coming up on a red light

2019-05-14 22:51:33 UTC  

I just ran it.

2019-05-14 22:51:52 UTC  

Yee haw-ed myself across the intersection

2019-05-14 22:52:35 UTC  

It felt like a leak at the caliper with how fast it was coming out

2019-05-14 22:54:12 UTC  

Oh no.

2019-05-14 22:54:28 UTC  

Did he star pattern tighten the lug nuts?

2019-05-14 22:54:33 UTC  

No, he didn't

2019-05-14 22:54:39 UTC  

Like a Jabroni

2019-05-14 22:56:04 UTC  

That is embarrassing for a man. I had a wheel fall off my duramax awhile ago.

2019-05-14 23:01:08 UTC  

Adios

2019-05-14 23:26:12 UTC  

He didn't straighten his tie

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575596504702517248/578000139424104448/Screenshot_20190514-182543_YouTube.jpg

2019-05-14 23:31:51 UTC  

for shame

2019-05-14 23:32:01 UTC  

where the wife at??

2019-05-14 23:32:22 UTC  

Being fair, I can straighten my own tie.

2019-05-14 23:32:35 UTC  

ofc lol

2019-05-14 23:33:04 UTC  

I can straighten my own tie, and I didn't even go to college.

2019-05-14 23:33:14 UTC  

Alabama is a clusterfuck

2019-05-14 23:34:12 UTC  

Just saying bc if you're married, a wife ought of do it if you tell her to

2019-05-14 23:34:23 UTC  

or rather if he forgot how'd she not see that ?

2019-05-14 23:35:07 UTC  

I agree, the wife should be able to straighten a tie.