You just jealous I'm about to get paid. Don't worry tho, I won't forget y'all little people. I'll let you cruise on my yacht every now and then.

if you honestly don't care though; rap all your statements to get more camera time.

if you try to wear a silly hat they'll just take it off before they let you in

can't stop you from talking funny though

My tenant was loud I had to give him the boot, he's trying to sue me but I don't give a hoot!

I think you're supposed to call the police for that

like, if someone's being loud, like a noise complaint

public disturbance (?)

I did. They said to go through the courts. They couldn't do nothing, like a bunch of spoilsports.

surely by the third time you've called the police on the public disturbance you should be allowed to evict the cunt

Being a nuisance is against the law. Eviction notice served, he should forgive his paw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE7qgbr2nfk

@salazam my mom used to watch judge judy a lot when I was tiny

I hope my tenant doesn't puss out. He's gonna lose anyway, he might as well get paid.

eh being on fake judge shows dont get you paid. it only allows an angry woman to boss you around 😮

judge jo brown was legit**

I have the letter here in my hands. Win or lose it says you get paid. Showbiz here I come, I hit the big-time y'all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK-cvcw3ngM

I want to find a decent Jewish woman in wife. In perspective.

https://abc11.com/woman-begged-for-her-life-as-squatter-stabbed-her-prosecutor-say/5312460/

https://news.sky.com/story/man-jailed-for-blowing-up-home-while-wife-was-inside-11726527

https://en.stories.newsner.com/news/casey-anthony-cleared-of-killing-her-child-could-have-more-children-father-reveals/

https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/21/europe/french-widow-sues-boeing-intl

she so old

That first article is right about the silence in communities, maybe people should get more involved with their neighbors

All of these are about the elderly?

I only read the headlines

They're not worth reading really

Didn't seem to be

Regarding Salazam:
Cops really can't do anything. A breach of a contract isn't a criminal issue, it's a civil issue. If contracts held criminal power you'd see folks running around all willy nilly making their own laws.

ppl still make their own laws through contracts.. but the consequence isnt jail time. the consequence is money. wich is also another reason most ppl cant avoid serving jail time.

If I were to sign a contract saying I'd pay you $5 for whatever reason, it wouldn't be written into Kansas state Statute. A contract is essentially just a verbal agreement that, if broken, can be sued over. If we were to make a verbal agreement over the same $5 you could *try* to sue me if I were to break it, but I don't know of a judge in this country who'd hear the case.

AMAZIN

Truly is

"Guatemalia" -Jesse Lee Peterson, May 22nd 2019

Amazin

"Guatemalians" -Jesse Lee Peterson, May 22nd 2019

Never change, Jesse.

Guacamolians

It's pretty rad

Galoshes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBtf0YeLoxY

it's like watching an episode of black mirror or an edited onion news network video