racism doesn't exist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBZBtdaAxcM

the word exists

it's just a lie

just thots

I had someone tell me I sound like mckenna and I managed to get away with a really good impression that lasted about 2 seconds going "the machine elves...", I should probably work on it

he has a really interesting thing of adding more and more descriptive terms mid sentence and trying his best to tie them all together

"And there was this... inaudible.. semi-conductive, rainbow of, translucent, eye-popping, emotional... substance."

I had another sick idea. What if conservatives in the United States should create a free entry into the country for conservative Christians. Those like me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZVHv_9n_qA#action=share

amayzin

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/557002381372555284/580835902801313804/trump_voter.webm

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/557002381372555284/580840786208358411/image1.jpg

https://twitter.com/w_terrence/status/1131029798594256900?s=09

niggas. I just got an offer to appear on Judge Judy!!!

Wha

My former tenant is suing me for holding his deposit because he violated his rental agreement. I'm totes gonna do it, I hope he doesn't pussy out.

@JesseLee Happy Birthday, you are doing Gods work !🎂

oh yeah I saw that, happy birthday @JesseLee

@salazam I think they accept a lot of people and have them on hold, good luck though permanently degrading your public image 😛

if you compose all your statements in a rap format you'll get more camera time for sure

"public image" lol

not having one is better than appearing on judy

There's no such thing as bad publicity

there's nothing good about judge judy, she's too old, it's a show made for making fun of stupid people...

you'll have some crazy ppl on the streets who watch TV all day who thought you said something they didn't like and go after you

if she was younger it would be fine, but it's a drama thing, and it's an old lady, so old women are the ones watching

so the plus side is you might get some milfs

You sound like a woman, all worrisome.

calculating* but yeah sure

You'll be fluting a different tune once some hollywood agent sees me and I harvey weinstein my way to the top!

at most it might get you on reality TV

since that's _a multitude even more degrading_

You just jealous I'm about to get paid. Don't worry tho, I won't forget y'all little people. I'll let you cruise on my yacht every now and then.

if you honestly don't care though; rap all your statements to get more camera time.

if you try to wear a silly hat they'll just take it off before they let you in

can't stop you from talking funny though

My tenant was loud I had to give him the boot, he's trying to sue me but I don't give a hoot!

I think you're supposed to call the police for that

like, if someone's being loud, like a noise complaint

public disturbance (?)