Nah I need that Bazooka Joe stuff that turns hard after like 8 chews. I'm trying to get them gainz

is that the gum that is in the packet like chewing tobacco?

No Bazooka Joe comes with the little cartoon, it's the size of a an MRE towelette

oh roll

?

no it's a little rectangle

Hard ones

oh the brick ish

yeh those are liek stones

ya

I'll eat like 12 of them Ace Ventura style and have Thanos chin in no time

0_0

Damn that looks good

I don't chew gum

Or I could put rubber bands around my face and read Tolstoy out loud

either way it doesn't matter cuz I'm not fat

😮

I wish I was though, because when you're fat it's like carrying your gym around with you

anyone seen an hbo show called barry?

I've never read his books any of them good?

it's also like using your arteries as cheese pockets

I haven't witnessed barry

its a good show

I tried to get fat. It's hard work... you have to eat a lot, even when you aren't hungry

Just eat peanut butter

peanut butter is protein......

mass gainnsss

and fat

yeah

I was burning so many calories at work when I did room service.... I ate like every half hour, still couldn't put on weight

it makes you fat cus it slows the poop down

strategize your backup

eat more than what comes out

That's harder than you think

lol body stores poop thus making you more buff

and expensive if you don't work in a kitchen

your not stratergizing it correctly

Being fat used to be a sign of royalty

go buy 100$ in top ramen noodles and peanut butter