real butter or the fake butter?

neegro

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any self-respecting culinaire don't touch that fake mess

margarine

lol

Dang. Guess I better start working out my chin

I prefer real butter

(no homo)

lol

chin ups help

Maybe if I start chewing gum or something

lol chin ups

bubblicious watermelon

those work your bicepieralis brachialoids and your lattisimusium dorsials as well

Nah I need that Bazooka Joe stuff that turns hard after like 8 chews. I'm trying to get them gainz

is that the gum that is in the packet like chewing tobacco?

No Bazooka Joe comes with the little cartoon, it's the size of a an MRE towelette

oh roll

?

no it's a little rectangle

Hard ones

oh the brick ish

yeh those are liek stones

ya

I'll eat like 12 of them Ace Ventura style and have Thanos chin in no time

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Damn that looks good

I don't chew gum

Or I could put rubber bands around my face and read Tolstoy out loud

either way it doesn't matter cuz I'm not fat

😮

I wish I was though, because when you're fat it's like carrying your gym around with you

anyone seen an hbo show called barry?

I've never read his books any of them good?

it's also like using your arteries as cheese pockets

I haven't witnessed barry

its a good show

I tried to get fat. It's hard work... you have to eat a lot, even when you aren't hungry