Guess it’s time to change my residency

Why Hawaii on there

That one did surprise me

Hawaii is like the Mexico of pacific islands

Because Hawaii is the least legitimate state we have

Hawaii is t even a century old

Neither is Alaska

I mean, state-wise

Alaska is our foot-hold for our invasion of Canada

They had that sweet sweet sugar and a good vantage point to Japan so we’re like “Oy mate! Fuck your queen! This land is ours now!”

Hawaii is funny cause it had a Union Jack on it

Flag

Kentucky... no surprises there either...

Must be one of the 11 spices

West Virginia... imagine my shock

Take me home country roads lol

That song is ruined

“To the plaaaaace, I can fuck my dooooooooooog!”

“It just works”

FO 76

D.C.... not really a state and now we know why.

New Mexico... it’s ok to fuck an alien out there, so I suppose fucking a coyote isn’t out of the question either.

We don’t talk about DC lol

Speaking of dc

Apparently the Epstein thing is about to explode

Lots of high profile implicated

Wyoming... of course any state willing to give women the right to vote would be stupid enough to let humans mate with animals.

It’ll either get swept under the rug, or were about to break out in civil unrest and civil war lol

Nope, Texas and Hawaii are the only two which surprise me

You people need to catch up civil wars, pretty sure England has had few

Lol

We’re definitely due for one

Yes a Civil War where one side is scared to use guns

You’d be surprised

Fuck California

Yes, I know about the Dayton kid’s ties to Antifa

However, the exception is not the rule

I’d just go to my parents house and live there. If trouble comes my way, I’ll give it. Wouldn’t be hard to hide in the trees with a .308 and snipe people off if they try to break down the gate