West Virginia... imagine my shock

Take me home country roads lol

That song is ruined

“To the plaaaaace, I can fuck my dooooooooooog!”

“It just works”

FO 76

D.C.... not really a state and now we know why.

New Mexico... it’s ok to fuck an alien out there, so I suppose fucking a coyote isn’t out of the question either.

We don’t talk about DC lol

Speaking of dc

Apparently the Epstein thing is about to explode

Lots of high profile implicated

Wyoming... of course any state willing to give women the right to vote would be stupid enough to let humans mate with animals.

It’ll either get swept under the rug, or were about to break out in civil unrest and civil war lol

Nope, Texas and Hawaii are the only two which surprise me

You people need to catch up civil wars, pretty sure England has had few

Lol

We’re definitely due for one

Yes a Civil War where one side is scared to use guns

You’d be surprised

Fuck California

Yes, I know about the Dayton kid’s ties to Antifa

However, the exception is not the rule

I’d just go to my parents house and live there. If trouble comes my way, I’ll give it. Wouldn’t be hard to hide in the trees with a .308 and snipe people off if they try to break down the gate

Get yourself an SLR if you have .308 Win to spare.

“The defenders of truth and justice”

It’s a shame in most of the states, you can’t a tank with a Working cannon

My parents have a full-sized working trebuchet at their house lol

My sister built it for a school project

Hon hon hon

I’ve been wanting to launch flaming balls of tar from it since they made it haha

At whom?

Angry balls of fire

Nobody in particularly. I just want to launch one haha

Normally we launch toasters and old computers.

We DO have the fortress set up in Alaska...

Just saying