Message from @Duke of Petchington
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...Wait, I just now noticed Alabama isn’t on that list. WTH?
Vermont...doesn’t surprise me.
No but Texas is -.-
Guess it’s time to change my residency
Why Hawaii on there
That one did surprise me
Hawaii is like the Mexico of pacific islands
Because Hawaii is the least legitimate state we have
Hawaii is t even a century old
Neither is Alaska
I mean, state-wise
Alaska is our foot-hold for our invasion of Canada
They had that sweet sweet sugar and a good vantage point to Japan so we’re like “Oy mate! Fuck your queen! This land is ours now!”
Hawaii is funny cause it had a Union Jack on it
Flag
Kentucky... no surprises there either...
Must be one of the 11 spices
West Virginia... imagine my shock
Take me home country roads lol
“To the plaaaaace, I can fuck my dooooooooooog!”
“It just works”
FO 76
D.C.... not really a state and now we know why.
New Mexico... it’s ok to fuck an alien out there, so I suppose fucking a coyote isn’t out of the question either.
We don’t talk about DC lol
Speaking of dc
Apparently the Epstein thing is about to explode
Lots of high profile implicated
Wyoming... of course any state willing to give women the right to vote would be stupid enough to let humans mate with animals.
It’ll either get swept under the rug, or were about to break out in civil unrest and civil war lol
Nope, Texas and Hawaii are the only two which surprise me
You people need to catch up civil wars, pretty sure England has had few
Lol
We’re definitely due for one
Yes a Civil War where one side is scared to use guns
You’d be surprised
Fuck California
Yes, I know about the Dayton kid’s ties to Antifa