Bulgarians are the niggers of Eastern Europe tho

Romanians are the Mexicans

I agree with Matt

also

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What are the Serbs and Albanians tho?

@mattforney I can agree to that. Maybe that’s why I like them

the Albanians are the imported Somalis

@ian serbs are the Koreans I’m starting to realize

the Serbs are the Jamaicans

Albanians are weird. They say they're muslim but eat pork, drink and never been inside a Mosque

@Waffle Evil Yeah and their national hero was basically Muslim for like 18 years then fucked off and killed a bunch of them

Like Yugoslavia with Tito, Hoxha was the only thing holding Albania together.

@ian bingo

@ian I would say that for Metaxas and Greece actually

Hoxha was by far the worst, he even put concrete slabs on the beach so that Albanians couldn't escape by swimming to Greece or Italy 😂

@Waffle Evil oh totally Hohxa was insane but also fascinating. Communist dictators are people I find interesting since theyre so alien to me

The Death of Stalin is the most recent and accurate movie depicting dictators and people from the communist deep state.

Greeks, Albanians, and that whole rest of them are basically Turkic subethnicities at this point.

@ian agreed. Though you. Could say Serbs, Croats and Bosnians are slightly saved since they were occupied by Austria-Hungary for a while

Croats especially since they were occupied by Austria for the longest time

Croats yes. Serbs fuck no

Bosniaks also fuck no

Hope the EU eventually swallows up all of the Balkans and trigger their secret ability: The Death of Empires 😄

@mattforney Oh yeah Bosnians are dominantly Muslim keep forgetting that

Bosnia is a fake country, about 45 percent Bosniak (Croat Muslims with a bogus identity), 35 percent Serb, and the rest Croat

Bosnia is a clusterfuck of a country. 4 separate areas, 3 rotating prime ministers (and presidents IIRC), also 3 separate parliaments. Nothing gets done there lol

it should have been dismantled after the Cold War ended but the U.S. didn't want Serbia, then a Russian ally, gobbling up more land

@mattforney wow that I didn’t know granted having three constitutions is telling on how dumb your government is

@mattforney wow that I didn’t know about Bosnia

Bosnia is so retarded that it has two separate railway administrations. everything in the country is bifurcated between the Republika Srpska (the Serb part) and the Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina (the Bosniak/Croat part)

@Matthew that I knew again the constitutions are literally only followed by the ethnic group they are said to have

@mattforney I meant to talk to you

partitioning the country would have solved the Muslim problem because the Croats would have forced them to convert to Catholicism, much like how the Russians and Georgians forced the Muslims in Adjara to convert to Orthodoxy

I think Matt said on a stream once that the only time that area wasn’t a basket case was when a strong man was in place (The Ottomans, Austro-Hungary etc). In this case I’d support Italy making them satellite states.

Italy? I would prefer Poland. More in common than Italy

That’s just me though feel free to call me an idiot

the U.S. backed the Bosniaks and Albanians, the only two natively Muslim groups in Europe (excluding the Turks in Bulgaria and Thrace), as a wedge to weaken Russian influence

and because Protestants love allying with Sunni Muslims for some reason

NATO was wrong back then. Kosovo je Serbija

@mattforney yep that’s the sin of ys Prots