Listen

i got medium-thick hair and use pete and pedros putty

I will defend my queen

lauren rose is fine

better than lauren southern

@WOMP WOMP boi I don’t know what that is

She is gay

>every girl is a thot
mgtows get the bullet too

they sell hair shit

I literally don’t care I just want something to keep my hair from flying when it’s windy

Actually though, of all the e-thots, Lauren Rose is most tolerable

No e thot is good

And only 2% of women in America are worthy

Maybe 4%

youre gonna want hairspray too

Which is why I’m marrying an Eastern European or middle eastern cutie

historically speaking, only about 50% of men were worthy/reproduced

I don’t want hairspray

well then ur hair gonna fly around in the wind fam

Why

Pomade is good

I don’t even have long hair

I get haircut every 3 weeks

And my hair grows slowly

use mayo

Well at least it’s made in USA

ITS CHeap too so idc if it’s bad

if it doesnt stay in the wind, get a high hold

thats about it tbh

Yea

But I gotta finish this first

I don’t waste money

I must finish this even if I hate it

i got some high hold shit from walmart and it was so bad

i had to buy some internet stuff

How much

like in money?

like $7

Yes