just because I love the format

Why would anybody even want kilometers and kilometers of sand as their property

There wasnt even any oil there

Hella dumb

@Xychoticyeah it's hilarious

I love how close rick gets to the kid

So THAT'S why they say not to throw a cup of water on a grease fire https://9gag.com/gag/awonv5W?ref=android

I was teaching my grandmother a little bit about stick trading. It's more difficult than I remember

Stick trading?

Lmao the dudes gf photoshopped his height @Rare Breed Theory

Yes

Sticks

Thats funny shit

@ManOWar And why would you teach her that?

i know. i cracked up @YuriBezmenov

She wanted to know

Is she gonna become a Stick Broker?

No

She's just retired

@ＣＲＯＡＴ OK a last one...
While not her mother... Another interesting fact
https://twitter.com/timetowakeupsw1/status/1174822622590382080?s=19
And look at the other posts too

Grandmas gonna make made profits in the stick market

So it makes sense

Ah

She's got plenty of time on her hands

So she can learn it

It's better than doing nothing

That's the main reason people suck at it. Just not enough time to study it

She'll become a Stick master

It's basically just being an accountant

If you couldn't be an accountant you couldn't be a trader

But if you can then you'd make a good trader

A good stick trader

Pic of your Grandma leading the Stick Federation

Hmm

Accurate

I didnt inherit the green alien skin

Just the alien brain

So you look like obi wan but with an alien brain

Nice

I honestly thought that you couldnt kick this dead horse any harder, but once again, i was mistaken https://youtu.be/jFpTYCfLiIs