Lol

How about climb a tree

Pretty much your best bet

They climb trees too...

Assuming there's a tree around

It's slow, but they'll get up to you. Lol.

They can climb trees but they're slow. You could easily shoot it in the face over and over if it followed you

I'm assuming the person in that situation is unarmed. If armed, shoot it. Repeatedly.

If a bear appears in your terrortory, play defense

This may mean giving up a little terrortory

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸 choccy cows aren’t working at YouTube

YouTube is rayciss confirmed

Drink Choccy to protest

A good spear can kill a Bear.

Make 2 spears. Throw one at the bear as it approaches. Finish it when it attacks

Feed it choccy to make it pur in its sleep

Spearchucker motherfucker

Don’t they hunt bears by hiding in trees and throwing Spears at them?

Though in the case of a grizzly. I think the best cal would be anything 45 and up. Preferably something like a 357 magnum, but hey. Work with what you got. 12 gauge buckshot is pretty useful there too, albeit not as accurate...And you'll need to be closer to the target. 🙂 But hey, risk it to get the biscuit right?

https://youtu.be/3vIwNyqIceE

He’ll be chomping on your ass @ManOWar if you climb up that tree

@YuriBezmenov you’re giving property incentive to molest bears

Look man you really don't have a lot of options

I’ve definitely seen someone climb a tree and throw spears at bears 🤔

A tree is the least shitty option

And that's if there's one around

@What's gay anymore sounds like a good hunting group trap

Yep, that's why if a bear is trying to nom me and i'm armed. My whole salvos getting emptied right into it's face. Best case? I kill the bear, worst? I make it harder for him to eat me. And hopefully he'll die shortly after mauling me to death. Lol.

Yeah

If i can't win. I'm gonna engage M.A.D.

Thats why you keep a knife in your boot

Or two...Or three...Who's counting again?

We need to pay a woman to count for us

Like Vash stampede @YuriBezmenov

If you manage to kill a bear with a knife you'll be a living legend

Brock Samson

I doubt i could, anyone who kills a bear with a melee weapon of any kind to me is a fucking badass.
The only time i've done anything close to that was when i was a kid, dog tried to maul me...I killed it. Bare handed, but now i would just punt it into the next dimension. I'm NOT a child anymore. Lol.

I love dogs, but if one tries to nom me. Ehhhh, sorry lassy. But ya gotta go.

Did you atleast cook the thing

And if so, did you assert your dominance by putting its head on display at the local pound

Was told by others i starting eating it and sucking on it's throat after i tore into it, does that count? I kinda...Lost my shit, understandable considering. Lol. Not sure how accurate that is given i don't remember much after i killed it, i kinda blanked out after that. I tend to do that in a fight, apparently it's a subtype of seizure...And seizures run in my family. Though that subtype i function in them, been told i go berserk like that when in that exact state. That functional state seems to only last between seconds and minutes, but it's usually more than enough to do whatever i am about to do in that highly degraded mental state. I lack almost any memory of it, but my most insane moments are mostly contained in seizures like those. Lol.