Message from @YuriBezmenov

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2019-10-02 03:41:32 UTC  

Lol

2019-10-02 03:41:45 UTC  

How about climb a tree

2019-10-02 03:41:50 UTC  

Pretty much your best bet

2019-10-02 03:41:53 UTC  

They climb trees too...

2019-10-02 03:41:56 UTC  

Assuming there's a tree around

2019-10-02 03:42:14 UTC  

It's slow, but they'll get up to you. Lol.

2019-10-02 03:42:30 UTC  

They can climb trees but they're slow. You could easily shoot it in the face over and over if it followed you

2019-10-02 03:43:11 UTC  

I'm assuming the person in that situation is unarmed. If armed, shoot it. Repeatedly.

2019-10-02 03:43:16 UTC  

If a bear appears in your terrortory, play defense

2019-10-02 03:43:40 UTC  

This may mean giving up a little terrortory

2019-10-02 03:43:47 UTC  

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸 choccy cows aren’t working at YouTube

YouTube is rayciss confirmed

Drink Choccy to protest

2019-10-02 03:44:40 UTC  

A good spear can kill a Bear.

2019-10-02 03:45:15 UTC  

Make 2 spears. Throw one at the bear as it approaches. Finish it when it attacks

2019-10-02 03:45:19 UTC  

Feed it choccy to make it pur in its sleep

2019-10-02 03:45:37 UTC  

Spearchucker motherfucker

2019-10-02 03:45:57 UTC  

Don’t they hunt bears by hiding in trees and throwing Spears at them?

2019-10-02 03:45:59 UTC  

Though in the case of a grizzly. I think the best cal would be anything 45 and up. Preferably something like a 357 magnum, but hey. Work with what you got. 12 gauge buckshot is pretty useful there too, albeit not as accurate...And you'll need to be closer to the target. 🙂 But hey, risk it to get the biscuit right?

2019-10-02 03:46:36 UTC  

He’ll be chomping on your ass @ManOWar if you climb up that tree

2019-10-02 03:47:04 UTC  

@YuriBezmenov you’re giving property incentive to molest bears

2019-10-02 03:47:10 UTC  

Look man you really don't have a lot of options

2019-10-02 03:47:16 UTC  

I’ve definitely seen someone climb a tree and throw spears at bears 🤔

2019-10-02 03:47:24 UTC  

A tree is the least shitty option

2019-10-02 03:47:29 UTC  

And that's if there's one around

2019-10-02 03:47:41 UTC  

@What's gay anymore sounds like a good hunting group trap

2019-10-02 03:47:44 UTC  

Yep, that's why if a bear is trying to nom me and i'm armed. My whole salvos getting emptied right into it's face. Best case? I kill the bear, worst? I make it harder for him to eat me. And hopefully he'll die shortly after mauling me to death. Lol.

2019-10-02 03:47:51 UTC  

Yeah

2019-10-02 03:48:17 UTC  

If i can't win. I'm gonna engage M.A.D.

2019-10-02 03:48:18 UTC  

Thats why you keep a knife in your boot

2019-10-02 03:48:33 UTC  

Or two...Or three...Who's counting again?

2019-10-02 03:48:52 UTC  

We need to pay a woman to count for us

2019-10-02 03:48:55 UTC  

Like Vash stampede @YuriBezmenov

2019-10-02 03:49:13 UTC  

If you manage to kill a bear with a knife you'll be a living legend

2019-10-02 03:49:23 UTC  

Brock Samson

2019-10-02 03:52:07 UTC  

I doubt i could, anyone who kills a bear with a melee weapon of any kind to me is a fucking badass.
The only time i've done anything close to that was when i was a kid, dog tried to maul me...I killed it. Bare handed, but now i would just punt it into the next dimension. I'm NOT a child anymore. Lol.

2019-10-02 03:52:56 UTC  

I love dogs, but if one tries to nom me. Ehhhh, sorry lassy. But ya gotta go.

2019-10-02 03:54:27 UTC  

Did you atleast cook the thing

2019-10-02 03:55:12 UTC  

And if so, did you assert your dominance by putting its head on display at the local pound

2019-10-02 03:59:42 UTC  

Was told by others i starting eating it and sucking on it's throat after i tore into it, does that count? I kinda...Lost my shit, understandable considering. Lol. Not sure how accurate that is given i don't remember much after i killed it, i kinda blanked out after that. I tend to do that in a fight, apparently it's a subtype of seizure...And seizures run in my family. Though that subtype i function in them, been told i go berserk like that when in that exact state. That functional state seems to only last between seconds and minutes, but it's usually more than enough to do whatever i am about to do in that highly degraded mental state. I lack almost any memory of it, but my most insane moments are mostly contained in seizures like those. Lol.