Message from @PatrickLux666

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2019-10-02 03:30:05 UTC  

No. You're a demon Patrick

2019-10-02 03:30:22 UTC  

Been called one before, then got called worse than one. Lmfao.

2019-10-02 03:31:40 UTC  

😂

2019-10-02 03:32:55 UTC  

I'm serious, the two guys then ran away with their tails between their legs. It's was hilarious. Lot of backstory there...But they were basically apart of some weird mix of Christianity and paganism...Real fucking weird, i'm still confused how i managed to pull that off. But i guess i really am that intimidating..

2019-10-02 03:35:25 UTC  

Me and my family get a laugh out of that whole ordeal now. At the time, it was still funny but more confusing.

2019-10-02 03:38:17 UTC  

But that's a story i doubt you guys would wanna hear too much about, unless you want a good laugh.

2019-10-02 03:39:19 UTC  

Intimidation is good at the start of conflict

2019-10-02 03:39:31 UTC  

Yep, broke their resolve. Lol.

2019-10-02 03:40:06 UTC  

Then again at that time, despite me being 14...I was 6 feet tall, and weighed over 200 pounds. You're not moving me easily even if i just laid there. Lmfao.

2019-10-02 03:40:34 UTC  

It's like when you get approaches by a bear you're supposed to make yourself appear larger so that way it will attack you more viciously

2019-10-02 03:41:01 UTC  

That sounds like a bad effect

2019-10-02 03:41:21 UTC  

Unless...

2019-10-02 03:41:26 UTC  

Yeah, black bears you scare off. Grizzlies? You're fucked. Just...Lay there and hope he doesn't nom nom you into oblivion.

2019-10-02 03:41:28 UTC  

You lure it into a trap

2019-10-02 03:41:32 UTC  

Lol

2019-10-02 03:41:45 UTC  

How about climb a tree

2019-10-02 03:41:50 UTC  

Pretty much your best bet

2019-10-02 03:41:53 UTC  

They climb trees too...

2019-10-02 03:41:56 UTC  

Assuming there's a tree around

2019-10-02 03:42:14 UTC  

It's slow, but they'll get up to you. Lol.

2019-10-02 03:42:30 UTC  

They can climb trees but they're slow. You could easily shoot it in the face over and over if it followed you

2019-10-02 03:43:11 UTC  

I'm assuming the person in that situation is unarmed. If armed, shoot it. Repeatedly.

2019-10-02 03:43:16 UTC  

If a bear appears in your terrortory, play defense

2019-10-02 03:43:40 UTC  

This may mean giving up a little terrortory

2019-10-02 03:43:47 UTC  

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸 choccy cows aren’t working at YouTube

YouTube is rayciss confirmed

Drink Choccy to protest

2019-10-02 03:44:40 UTC  

A good spear can kill a Bear.

2019-10-02 03:45:15 UTC  

Make 2 spears. Throw one at the bear as it approaches. Finish it when it attacks

2019-10-02 03:45:19 UTC  

Feed it choccy to make it pur in its sleep

2019-10-02 03:45:37 UTC  

Spearchucker motherfucker

2019-10-02 03:45:57 UTC  

Don’t they hunt bears by hiding in trees and throwing Spears at them?

2019-10-02 03:45:59 UTC  

Though in the case of a grizzly. I think the best cal would be anything 45 and up. Preferably something like a 357 magnum, but hey. Work with what you got. 12 gauge buckshot is pretty useful there too, albeit not as accurate...And you'll need to be closer to the target. 🙂 But hey, risk it to get the biscuit right?

2019-10-02 03:46:36 UTC  

He’ll be chomping on your ass @ManOWar if you climb up that tree

2019-10-02 03:47:04 UTC  

@YuriBezmenov you’re giving property incentive to molest bears

2019-10-02 03:47:10 UTC  

Look man you really don't have a lot of options

2019-10-02 03:47:16 UTC  

I’ve definitely seen someone climb a tree and throw spears at bears 🤔

2019-10-02 03:47:24 UTC  

A tree is the least shitty option

2019-10-02 03:47:29 UTC  

And that's if there's one around