Message from @PatrickLux666
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Chorizo eggs sound great right now
Don't know what the fuck that is
Looks like you just took a dump on a plate
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Presentation is one thing, Substance is another.
@ResolvingParadox13 lol it’s heart
Hey guys, how's everyone doing?
And this is why you need the Second Amendment and a security system, even in CA.
What's going on, Alucard.
Haha, good one. Eh, hurting. I hope i'm getting over whatever funk i was in though, also ate some bueritos from McDonalds...They're fighting back a little now, lol. But i'll be fine, you? And good meme, though i gotta add: "Vampires don't fucking sparkle!" Too. Lmfao.
Definitely true, someone is getting fucked. Oh man i wish i had those fucking powers. If only that were a thing, man. Ironically if i hadn't taken the head injury that destroyed my nose's bridge when younger i would sound almost identical to Alucard...I can swing it that way when i want because it's just a few levels down from my resting pitch now, but the constant air pressure backflow in my sinuses causes pain due to the damage from the injury. Plus loosing the ability to smell also sucks. :/
:(
We could have had fake Alucard ASMR
No homo
Yeah i know right? Though i guess i should be thankful my skull didn't just go right into my brain, was told that's something that could've happened if i had been facing straight ahead when i smashed head first into that steel pole. Lol. If i worked on it more, i probably could do and ASMR type thing. But it'll be hard...
And embarrassing. Don't forget embarrassing. Lol.
Yeah, it would be hard 🍆
When i get angry though my voice naturally goes like that, sometimes i'll get this deep southern drawl. Other times, and more often. I'll sound like i'm from fucking Russia/Romania. My accent has a habit of switching, a lot. Most times i sound like generically American. Northerners think i'm a hick, southerners think i'm a yanky. Lol. But sometimes i'll suddenly have a German or Romanian accent and have no idea how/why i'm doing it. Last time that happened it went on for like 2 or so hours before it started weakening and my accent returned to normal. Was funny though.
You have multiple accent disorder
Or M.A.D.
Really? What causes that..?
My shitposting
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Lol.
You got punked!
Shit, where's astane Cursher? Lol.
Right here.
It's been a while since I pranked someone
But yeah, that's what's hilarious about me regarding that...I am pale white, have red tinged eyes on average, seem to have a physiological reliance on blood(Odds are it's not just blood, likely there's something in it my body lacks severely enough to drive me to it. But, i don't know what that thing is.), am fatally allergic to UV light/sunlight, and even recently found out that i've got a mild garlic intolerance to boot. Oh and when i had my teeth, i had canines that were abnormally longer and sharper. Making fangs. Even my moulers were more sharpened compared to the mostly flat ones that others seem to possess on average. Not to mention other traits. I could keep going. What's that make me, what term describes a being with all these traits? Lol. My only answer is a fucking vampire. I've been at a loss for any other term, that is easily recognizable as that anyhow. I don't think there's a condition that's called vampirism that i know of, but the traits heavily tied to the mythological being is medically existent. And yeah, you got me good. Does that condition actually exist though??? I would like to know more about it if it does...
I just wanted to reiterate that other stuff i put up awhile back here, too. I find it pretty funny if not fucked up. I wish i didn't have the negative traits i got. Would give a leg or loose a few inches or so of height to trade for being healthy if i could. Lol.
Anyhow. I'm gonna look up M.A.D and find out...Brb.
Funny little product I saw earlier this morning
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Lmfao. WTF is that?