im waiting to ship out

@YuriBezmenov ?

turn back now bro

trust me

Are you Chad?

Hey it's uh....basic combat training in every branch EXCEPT the marines...

Primal, "trust me" is not an argument.

Whats your height, weight, body fat % @RTheWriter

You might be Chad

oh

imagine actually voluntarily dying for Israel

I'm 156 lbs and I'm 6'0

Chad?

6’0 Chad confirmed

I get girls I guess

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But anyway you've gotten a lot of advice so far the point of it all is it doesn't matter what women say...they use words like magic spells and expect wingardium levioSAH to happen

A woman will say ANYTHING to get her pet wallet to do things for her

So

all of that love she gave me for those years

meant nothing?

bro

the dates meant nothing?

It was great. For 3.5 years

bitches aint nothin but hoes and tricks

you pussy whipped arent you?

the time spent meant nothing?

I've been down this road...the safe bet in this instance is do your enlistment, don't get married, don't get anyone pregnant

THE HELL WAS I DOING THEN

Enjoying the time.

lol

Seriously, guys, don't rob him of the positive experience.

WHAT DO I CALL THAT. HER SMILES. THE KISSES. THE HUGS

It was the song and dance the two genders engage in, based on biological imperative @RTheWriter

Make it seem like she was playing me

Fun. While it lasted.

"This, too, shall pass."

this is hilarious

IT ISNT FUNNY

I loved her

this is the type of guy actually dumb enough to enlist