Message from @RTheWriter
Discord ID: 630551888554885141
THEY WERE ALL CHRISTIANS
She used the "I'm a christian" magic spell.
SHE WENT TO CHURCH. Bible
IT DIDN'T STOP THEM
Someone was getting dogged out
Lowers suspicions about infidelity by 47%
@YuriBezmenov <:pepefrog:480186120420851728>
don't worry about it.
<:salute:585703510255861761>
THE HELL DID SHE GO TO CHURCH FOR
She also cast "I'm a virgin" on you. Raises delusions of grandeur 300%
To repent @RTheWriter
She was willing to call me her husband. Talk of kids. Want a future
to fucking cheat onme
Gead...I just had to blow through Popp's Halftime Show when my daughter tra-la-laed through my office
A great quote comes to mind “Alpha fucks, Beta bucks”
ive known many girls who were "virgins" who use to give head like a handout at the meat section
Ah, the "I want a family" spell. Super effective on blue pills, induces +500% loyalty.
Ok @RTheWriter Not to put too fine a point on it, she was going to cuckold you...that's pretty much text book
3.5 YEARS
Done other stuff
you were with her for 3.5 years
how long was she with you?
I don't know.
I was her first
You got a 3.5 yr turn with her.
her actual first
Lol idk mane
That meant nothing to her?
Now she wants to be blessed with a 15" personality.
Her first kiss meant nothing
Not really, compared to 15 inches of personality.
taking her to the prom
The promise ring
A fond memory at best.
Meeting her parents
15 inches of confidence
Her meeting mine
Keep the photo, for sure.
THIS MORNING DAMN IT