Message from @RTheWriter
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The sabbath
THEY WERE ALL CHRISTIANS
She used the "I'm a christian" magic spell.
SHE WENT TO CHURCH. Bible
IT DIDN'T STOP THEM
Someone was getting dogged out
Lowers suspicions about infidelity by 47%
@YuriBezmenov <:pepefrog:480186120420851728>
don't worry about it.
<:salute:585703510255861761>
THE HELL DID SHE GO TO CHURCH FOR
She also cast "I'm a virgin" on you. Raises delusions of grandeur 300%
To repent @RTheWriter
She was willing to call me her husband. Talk of kids. Want a future
to fucking cheat onme
Gead...I just had to blow through Popp's Halftime Show when my daughter tra-la-laed through my office
A great quote comes to mind “Alpha fucks, Beta bucks”
ive known many girls who were "virgins" who use to give head like a handout at the meat section
Ah, the "I want a family" spell. Super effective on blue pills, induces +500% loyalty.
Ok @RTheWriter Not to put too fine a point on it, she was going to cuckold you...that's pretty much text book
3.5 Years I couldve cheated on her
Done other stuff
you were with her for 3.5 years
how long was she with you?
I don't know.
I was her first
You got a 3.5 yr turn with her.
her actual first
Lol idk mane
That meant nothing to her?
Now she wants to be blessed with a 15" personality.
Her first kiss meant nothing
Not really, compared to 15 inches of personality.
taking her to the prom
The promise ring
A fond memory at best.
Meeting her parents
15 inches of confidence
Her meeting mine
Keep the photo, for sure.