Did you smash?

but she wants to give me a hickey next week

at her place

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and she kept telling me since i knew her how she wanted a man to fuck her like hes fresh out of jail

She always calls me her soulmate

regardless if we end up together she says

Okay now she sounds fucking crazy

Smash and dash

Its weird because

She'll take me of sex and all

and tells me she doesnt tell anyone this

Bruh wtf

and calls me her soulmate and says shes my one true future wife

even showed me her boobs

and hickey time is soon

Id say dont stick your dick in crazy, but do what must be done.

but when it came to the hey what do u want this to be

I got soulmated

even when she had a bf

She tells me how she wanted to be smashed

I aint denying myself a hickey

theya re good

she also goes on and on about how shes gonna miss me

and how she doesnt want me to go but shes happy

and love

shes a year older than me sand told

she would never smash a guy younger than her

but im the only one she would heavily consider

And I get it

buts its also confusing

so my elders

what am I in with her

what do I call this?

A romantic booty call?

A lover?

A what?

Coo coo

Why crazy?

Seems like an illogical and overbearing sorta lady.

We need to colonize the mermaids