I got soulmated

even when she had a bf

She tells me how she wanted to be smashed

I aint denying myself a hickey

theya re good

she also goes on and on about how shes gonna miss me

and how she doesnt want me to go but shes happy

and love

shes a year older than me sand told

she would never smash a guy younger than her

but im the only one she would heavily consider

And I get it

buts its also confusing

so my elders

what am I in with her

what do I call this?

A romantic booty call?

A lover?

A what?

Coo coo

Why crazy?

Seems like an illogical and overbearing sorta lady.

We need to colonize the mermaids

if you know what I mean

@Abiom In time

in time..

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@Nun With A Gun i dont see the logic either

but at the same time

I mean what? No you guys are freaks

I maybe get it

Life is better down where its wetter

Take it from me

Have you picked up a mermaid before?

Also i dont deal in the hands of women who try to get some dick while theyve got their boyfriend somewhere else

mermaid haven here we go

And we can then use the children to hunt for Cthulu

@Nun With A Gun Shes single now

She was in one

but she didnt want him anymore

i call that a swordfight in the waiting