Message from @Boffin Frog
Discord ID: 451972256520863745
women and children and dogs in the labor force
and higher education
I made one comment to a coworker about how women's casual clothing is pretty much the same as their business clothing and he immediately got super defensive and told me I was being disrespectful. Same guy is always chatting up with his bros about tinder thots he wants to bang
Half the problem is that a lot of women who are attracted to manly men get taken advantage of or are total sluts. Sex is SOOOO normalized.
(If I lined up all the things I said were 'half the problem', there would be like 3 dozen full problems, lol)
Those poor women being banged by Chad
You tell a girl you don’t bang them randomly and they take it as a personal insult
Yes!
I’ll buy your older sister for 3 goats
🐐
I'll give my best cow and 2 horses
One of my best friends' sisters tried to seduce me this semester. Won't lie, I've always liked her, but she's too much of a thot for me
TRUE STORY TIME
When my mom was in her early 20s, just before she met my dad, she received a letter from Africa
>From africa
It was a man in central Africa in his 30s
And he wanted to marry her
*click noises*
(She was a nurse, and I guess he found her name in a nursing journal thing she was a part of?? It's unclear but creepy)
wow those Nigerian princes have been at it a long time
In the letter
He talked about how rich he was
He said that he had 3 cows, 7 goats, and a dozen chickens
And that he could make her a very comfortable life
LUCKILY she wasn't particularly interested, and married my virgin nerd of a dad instead
And then I was popped out 10 months later
Oof
True story, my dad proposed in an email written in wingdings
Wtf
An email
I have no idea why she accepted his hand in marriage
Is wingdings a font
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@Deleted User The African guy? Like I said, I think her name was in a nursing journal, she was quite surprised
Luckily your mom doesn’t have the fever
Otherwise you’d be <:56:402370471347355679>
23andme says im 1.5% joo
time to kms
even changing the probability to make it higher didn't get rid of the jew ancestry
My mom is trad AF, it's hilarious when she starts chastising my friends for not being trad enough and when she yells at girls for being sluts
Wingdings is that old Windows symbol font. My dad wrote her a proposal email, drove over to her house ASAP (because it's not like you checked your email all the time in 1995), told her to check her email
She was confused but did
And he showed her how to translate it back to a normal font and got on his knees
I guess he was shaking really bad, probably rightfully so; he's a giant nerd and virgin and this was his first real relationship, and she was a pretty, attractive, intelligent, petite girl. It was his big chance of a lifetime and all that