Message from @Boffin Frog

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2018-06-01 04:53:34 UTC  

women and children and dogs in the labor force

2018-06-01 04:53:37 UTC  

and higher education

2018-06-01 04:53:47 UTC  

I made one comment to a coworker about how women's casual clothing is pretty much the same as their business clothing and he immediately got super defensive and told me I was being disrespectful. Same guy is always chatting up with his bros about tinder thots he wants to bang

2018-06-01 04:53:50 UTC  

Half the problem is that a lot of women who are attracted to manly men get taken advantage of or are total sluts. Sex is SOOOO normalized.

2018-06-01 04:54:13 UTC  

(If I lined up all the things I said were 'half the problem', there would be like 3 dozen full problems, lol)

2018-06-01 04:54:21 UTC  

Those poor women being banged by Chad

2018-06-01 04:54:24 UTC  

You tell a girl you don’t bang them randomly and they take it as a personal insult

2018-06-01 04:54:32 UTC  

Yes!

2018-06-01 04:54:57 UTC  

I’ll buy your older sister for 3 goats

2018-06-01 04:55:01 UTC  

🐐

2018-06-01 04:55:19 UTC  

I'll give my best cow and 2 horses

2018-06-01 04:55:19 UTC  

One of my best friends' sisters tried to seduce me this semester. Won't lie, I've always liked her, but she's too much of a thot for me

2018-06-01 04:55:21 UTC  

TRUE STORY TIME

2018-06-01 04:55:37 UTC  

When my mom was in her early 20s, just before she met my dad, she received a letter from Africa

2018-06-01 04:55:48 UTC  

>From africa

2018-06-01 04:55:53 UTC  

It was a man in central Africa in his 30s

2018-06-01 04:55:57 UTC  

And he wanted to marry her

2018-06-01 04:56:18 UTC  

*click noises*

2018-06-01 04:56:20 UTC  

(She was a nurse, and I guess he found her name in a nursing journal thing she was a part of?? It's unclear but creepy)

2018-06-01 04:56:20 UTC  

wow those Nigerian princes have been at it a long time

2018-06-01 04:56:23 UTC  

Anyway

2018-06-01 04:56:27 UTC  

In the letter

2018-06-01 04:56:32 UTC  

He talked about how rich he was

2018-06-01 04:56:49 UTC  

He said that he had 3 cows, 7 goats, and a dozen chickens

2018-06-01 04:56:55 UTC  

And that he could make her a very comfortable life

2018-06-01 04:57:13 UTC  

LUCKILY she wasn't particularly interested, and married my virgin nerd of a dad instead

2018-06-01 04:57:40 UTC  

And then I was popped out 10 months later

2018-06-01 04:57:48 UTC  

Oof

2018-06-01 04:58:02 UTC  

True story, my dad proposed in an email written in wingdings

2018-06-01 04:58:10 UTC  

Wtf

2018-06-01 04:58:12 UTC  

An email

2018-06-01 04:58:13 UTC  

I have no idea why she accepted his hand in marriage

2018-06-01 04:58:33 UTC  

Is wingdings a font

2018-06-01 04:58:36 UTC  

ye

2018-06-01 04:58:39 UTC  

@Deleted User The African guy? Like I said, I think her name was in a nursing journal, she was quite surprised

2018-06-01 04:59:02 UTC  

Luckily your mom doesn’t have the fever

2018-06-01 04:59:15 UTC  

Otherwise you’d be <:56:402370471347355679>

2018-06-01 04:59:49 UTC  

23andme says im 1.5% joo

2018-06-01 04:59:52 UTC  

time to kms

2018-06-01 05:00:55 UTC  

even changing the probability to make it higher didn't get rid of the jew ancestry

2018-06-01 05:01:03 UTC  

My mom is trad AF, it's hilarious when she starts chastising my friends for not being trad enough and when she yells at girls for being sluts

Wingdings is that old Windows symbol font. My dad wrote her a proposal email, drove over to her house ASAP (because it's not like you checked your email all the time in 1995), told her to check her email

She was confused but did
And he showed her how to translate it back to a normal font and got on his knees
I guess he was shaking really bad, probably rightfully so; he's a giant nerd and virgin and this was his first real relationship, and she was a pretty, attractive, intelligent, petite girl. It was his big chance of a lifetime and all that