legalize rooftop koreans

Nah Piglosi is senile just like Joe, she'll probably kick the bucket soon too

All taxes are necessary. People are too stupid to help each other, so we need the government to tax them and do it for them.

Every time she talks you can see her right eye being droopy she’s had a stroke recently

aanyone else wish for a twd type zombie apocalypse or am i the only one?

sometimes i do

unfortunately no, and thats why i said our government is doing a poor job of actually listening to us

would be fun bashing in zombie heads

if TWD would be real I'd take urban exploring to a whole new level, plus take a shit on bidens desk

Ah yes because the majority of the U.S doesnt want the government to function

Eventually, Covid-19 will mutate so hard that it will turn people into zombies. Those who refuse to wear a mask will be the first to die in a zombie apocalypse.

please

And then we’ll all turn into cube people and survive with sword and pickaxes

nah bites will transfer da disease remember?

I bet the people who wear a mask will get praised by the zombies

shit u gotta mask, youll blend in with the horde

The zombies can't see you if you wear a mask. So WEAR YOUR DAMN MASK. Stay safe!

But can the zombies run

Don't be like Steve. Steve died and turned into a zombie. Jennifer however, wears a mask and is perfectly safe from the flesh eating demons!

just cover urself in zombie guts they wont notice@Neevkl_7 also its twd they walk

Eh just shoot the zombies and you don’t have to wear the mask

They’ll take our guns right before they become zombies

Bruh if it was a world war z type of zombie I wouldnt even try to survive, my freerunning skills can maybe help me for 10 minutes but then they assclimb each other on a wall and eat me alive

But the government knows best and they will get rid of all those dangerous guns.

people will be the most dangerous things in a zombie apocalypse

I'm re-reading The Road by Cormack McCarthy

i would shoot myself

Worst thing about a zombie apocalypse, eventually there would be no WiFi

not that big of a downside

Well come and get them because that is the point where a “well regulated militia” steps in. GOD I LOVE THE 2nd addmendet

I'd do a backflip off a building with a flamethrower, if im going to die I will make it spectacular

@Neevkl_7 leftists be like

No WiFi means we can’t share zombie memes

IF ANYONE IS WONDERING I'M FACING 162° SE

That would be awful. Then the government wouldn't be able to protect us with their surveillance!

No memes in general in that case

leftists will kill themeselves not because of zombies, but because no wifi

you mean the 2nd awomendwoment

no WiFi means that I cant look up how to make a nuclear engine on youtube <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

I wouldn’t need WiFi cuz I have my dog

*nukuler