this is an accurate depiction of what libs think is global warming

"Elmo Educates the Children About Climate Change"

https://twitter.com/SyndromeOfADow6/status/1351694804191686662

🤔

But is it Elmos fault? I like that little red (censored)

I can imagine just some hellish music in the background as he's saying the abc

Sesame street needs more thrash netal

you can't say that man or else they will come and dox you

or if you can count- its considered sexist

I like being doxed. Its like getting back into bed with an ex who's put on 300 pounds.

Wots been going on

damn, when you say it like that man

```Joe Biden has a Peloton. Some security experts are worried.```And I'm just sitting here saying "WTF is a Peloton?"

I was away for a bit

I read that as a pelican

Plee tone

it's a bicycle race

Could we lower slow mode? 30 seconds seems a bit too long, maybe 15-20 secs

he's racing to get to Epstein's island

Butts.

Slow mode is just amazing 🙂 yes 2 seconds left

See you in 30 seconds.

Hi again 14 more seconds

OK I'm back.

Hi!! Oops, there goes my 30 seconds

Lol

Hi so how are you

Fine! And you! *Waits*

God... Imagine a president bringing a pet Pelican into the White House...

I see one major outcome in all this. Somehow, Harris will try to wrestle the reins. And then it hits a proverbial fan.

C o

Shit.

I am going to use my 30 seconds on an emoji <:GoldenKek:797863764002209812>

I want a pet pelican

Well, I’m off to sleep, I’ll talk to y’all tomorrow goodnight 👋

Bye 30 seconds

Night!! You'll be gone before you see this.

So pineapple on pizza?

Yes!!!

Only with a supreme

I do indeed wonder what will happen if things progress far enough for Joe Biden to be sworn in, and then for him to "mysteriously vanish" for Harris to takeover, according to the democrat plan.

I Disagree but I bet it tastes ok