Message from @Rorschach

Discord ID: 801398747690958868


2021-01-20 10:23:45 UTC  

I am reminded of the story of chicken little.

Screamed that the sky was falling so often, that when it actually did, not one soul believed them.

2021-01-20 10:24:21 UTC  

Isn’t that the same as the wolf kid and the sheep?

2021-01-20 10:24:23 UTC  

Oooh! Chicken little us an acceptable topic!!

2021-01-20 10:24:30 UTC  

Well, more like screamed about the sky falling, but it was just raining.

The Boy Who Cried Wolf is the one with real consequences.

2021-01-20 10:25:31 UTC  

let us all praise the sun! let it burn in our hearts like heart burn after too many chili dogs

2021-01-20 10:25:45 UTC  

Sorry, I meant to say, The <Gender-Neutral Child> Who Cried "Transphobic"! <:KEK:795742276549607456>

2021-01-20 10:26:22 UTC  

🤣

2021-01-20 10:26:29 UTC  

Palms outward @Rorschach , palms outward.

2021-01-20 10:27:02 UTC  

Wait what? Why are we praising the Sun? It's the leading cause of global warming! <:KEK:795742276549607456>

2021-01-20 10:27:39 UTC  

this is an accurate depiction of what libs think is global warming

2021-01-20 10:28:01 UTC  

"Elmo Educates the Children About Climate Change"

2021-01-20 10:28:46 UTC  

But is it Elmos fault? I like that little red (censored)

2021-01-20 10:28:47 UTC  

I can imagine just some hellish music in the background as he's saying the abc

2021-01-20 10:29:32 UTC  

Sesame street needs more thrash netal

2021-01-20 10:29:54 UTC  

you can't say that man or else they will come and dox you

2021-01-20 10:30:29 UTC  

or if you can count- its considered sexist

2021-01-20 10:31:59 UTC  

I like being doxed. Its like getting back into bed with an ex who's put on 300 pounds.

2021-01-20 10:32:26 UTC  

Wots been going on

2021-01-20 10:32:30 UTC  

damn, when you say it like that man

2021-01-20 10:32:43 UTC  

```Joe Biden has a Peloton. Some security experts are worried.```And I'm just sitting here saying "WTF is a Peloton?"

2021-01-20 10:32:59 UTC  

I was away for a bit

2021-01-20 10:33:12 UTC  

I read that as a pelican

2021-01-20 10:33:28 UTC  

Plee tone

2021-01-20 10:33:44 UTC  

it's a bicycle race

2021-01-20 10:34:16 UTC  

Could we lower slow mode? 30 seconds seems a bit too long, maybe 15-20 secs

2021-01-20 10:34:21 UTC  

he's racing to get to Epstein's island

2021-01-20 10:34:33 UTC  

Butts.

2021-01-20 10:34:43 UTC  

Slow mode is just amazing 🙂 yes 2 seconds left

2021-01-20 10:35:16 UTC  

See you in 30 seconds.

2021-01-20 10:35:30 UTC  

Hi again 14 more seconds

2021-01-20 10:35:48 UTC  

OK I'm back.

2021-01-20 10:35:51 UTC  

Hi!! Oops, there goes my 30 seconds

2021-01-20 10:35:53 UTC  

Lol

2021-01-20 10:36:04 UTC  

Hi so how are you

2021-01-20 10:36:25 UTC  

Fine! And you! *Waits*

2021-01-20 10:36:30 UTC  

God... Imagine a president bringing a pet Pelican into the White House...

2021-01-20 10:36:37 UTC  

I see one major outcome in all this. Somehow, Harris will try to wrestle the reins. And then it hits a proverbial fan.

2021-01-20 10:36:48 UTC  

C o

2021-01-20 10:37:04 UTC  

Shit.