Message from @Dropdead
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Awwww. The old Taco Bell flu
Was engaged to a girl who over the course of a little over 12 months did a complete 180
Halp
It just means you're chafing because it's hot as fuck
@Dropdead my thoughts exactly. For any man with big thighs it’s every summer day
Been with my fiance for the past 8 years, soon to marry, God is good
SwAmp ass to me is shitting out the consistency of mud and swamp water
I have IBS
Big thanks to the mods for the social credit, have a great week boys
There is no stronger red pill than shitting outside.
Here’s a life hack for y’all. Carry large panty hose in your bag. It weighs nothing. Can be used for all sorts of survival situations. And if you cut them@off half way it’s like disposable bike shorts to use for chaffing
Been there done that. Almost got bit in the ass by a wolf spider
pantyhose can also be a decent coffee filter in a pinch
I run around in the woods a lot. Shitting outside is a necessity.
All my sleeveless shirts are a result of going in the woods
I require a roll of paper as I have messy shits
Confused about your place in the universe? Shit outside in the dark in the rain. You will be reminded of where you stand.
I like skinny dipping at night under a clear sky
Something about it feels spiritually empowering
Or taking a crap at night when it’s 14 degrees and in 18 inches of snow. With some animal walking around you in the dark. It’s enlightening
I turned into a big alligator.
I fuck alligators if no one has told you. <:smugpepe:445634631950139403>
@🅱øg Wizard I think me and the wife are going skinny dipping soon. One of those things we somehow didn’t do
Smoky mountains cool water
Its like 18 degrees here I’ll pass
I mean in the spring
I’ve already fallen through the ice before
Or summer
I’ll never go on ice again
Would not be a good way to go
Funny enough as much as I shit on him. It was Bear Grylls who taught me how to get out of that shit. I was alone
Only thing I had to grab was earth and thorns. I was on the shore of my neighbors pond and went chest deep
At least it was the shore
One minute im standing on shore the next I was in ass cold water
It was my fault though it was 51 outside but I was on shore so I though it wasnt that deep
I kept kicking my legs and rolled over on the ice
Ice is never thick enough here for walking on it to be an option
We just get freezing rain that turns forests into exploding death traps
I always wondered how Gators dealt with freeze then they showed it on tv
If it gets to freezing in florida dont they issue alerts to watch for falling iguanas