Boys i think im sick...

Hey, the dead fuck who they want.

The light is fading and I am so cold....

@Reaper5594 that’s sucks. I really only had one girlfriend before my wife.

You’re not a faggot if shes full of maggots

@🅱øg Wizard you need some@campells chicken noodle?

Im really light headed and dizZy

@🅱øg Wizard any idea why?

I dont know

Im laying in bed

I had several and picked a bad wife that wanted to leave. Didn't own a home so went "bye Felicia" dated a couple others and finally found my current wife.

Well be sure to stay hydrated. That’s always a safe bet

Late to the party

Not covid

Ive had swamp ass all week

Indiana mud butt

Swamp ass means something different here

Awwww. The old Taco Bell flu

Was engaged to a girl who over the course of a little over 12 months did a complete 180

Halp

It just means you're chafing because it's hot as fuck

@Dropdead my thoughts exactly. For any man with big thighs it’s every summer day

Been with my fiance for the past 8 years, soon to marry, God is good

SwAmp ass to me is shitting out the consistency of mud and swamp water

I have IBS

Big thanks to the mods for the social credit, have a great week boys

There is no stronger red pill than shitting outside.

Here’s a life hack for y’all. Carry large panty hose in your bag. It weighs nothing. Can be used for all sorts of survival situations. And if you cut them@off half way it’s like disposable bike shorts to use for chaffing

Been there done that. Almost got bit in the ass by a wolf spider

pantyhose can also be a decent coffee filter in a pinch

I run around in the woods a lot. Shitting outside is a necessity.

All my sleeveless shirts are a result of going in the woods

I require a roll of paper as I have messy shits

Confused about your place in the universe? Shit outside in the dark in the rain. You will be reminded of where you stand.

I like skinny dipping at night under a clear sky

Something about it feels spiritually empowering

Or taking a crap at night when it’s 14 degrees and in 18 inches of snow. With some animal walking around you in the dark. It’s enlightening

I ate some mushrooms and went swimming once.

I turned into a big alligator.

I fuck alligators if no one has told you. <:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

@🅱øg Wizard I think me and the wife are going skinny dipping soon. One of those things we somehow didn’t do