Message from @Dropdead
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Not covid
Ive had swamp ass all week
Indiana mud butt
Swamp ass means something different here
Awwww. The old Taco Bell flu
Was engaged to a girl who over the course of a little over 12 months did a complete 180
Halp
It just means you're chafing because it's hot as fuck
@Dropdead my thoughts exactly. For any man with big thighs it’s every summer day
Been with my fiance for the past 8 years, soon to marry, God is good
SwAmp ass to me is shitting out the consistency of mud and swamp water
I have IBS
Big thanks to the mods for the social credit, have a great week boys
There is no stronger red pill than shitting outside.
Here’s a life hack for y’all. Carry large panty hose in your bag. It weighs nothing. Can be used for all sorts of survival situations. And if you cut them@off half way it’s like disposable bike shorts to use for chaffing
Been there done that. Almost got bit in the ass by a wolf spider
pantyhose can also be a decent coffee filter in a pinch
I run around in the woods a lot. Shitting outside is a necessity.
All my sleeveless shirts are a result of going in the woods
I require a roll of paper as I have messy shits
Confused about your place in the universe? Shit outside in the dark in the rain. You will be reminded of where you stand.
I like skinny dipping at night under a clear sky
Something about it feels spiritually empowering
Or taking a crap at night when it’s 14 degrees and in 18 inches of snow. With some animal walking around you in the dark. It’s enlightening
I ate some mushrooms and went swimming once.
I turned into a big alligator.
I fuck alligators if no one has told you. <:smugpepe:445634631950139403>
@🅱øg Wizard I think me and the wife are going skinny dipping soon. One of those things we somehow didn’t do
Smoky mountains cool water
Its like 18 degrees here I’ll pass
I mean in the spring
I’ve already fallen through the ice before
Or summer
I’ll never go on ice again
Would not be a good way to go
Funny enough as much as I shit on him. It was Bear Grylls who taught me how to get out of that shit. I was alone
Only thing I had to grab was earth and thorns. I was on the shore of my neighbors pond and went chest deep
At least it was the shore
One minute im standing on shore the next I was in ass cold water
It was my fault though it was 51 outside but I was on shore so I though it wasnt that deep
I kept kicking my legs and rolled over on the ice