6 months would be 180 days.

Then round that up a bit.

luckily i can hold in shits for a couple of days

and call it 200.

dude, never hold it in longer than you have to

Ever hear what happened to Tycho Brahe?

who?

Major astronomer.

never heard of him

He made the most accurate measurements of stars and planets, WITHOUT using a telescope.

He proved that comets were in space, not inside the earth's atmosphere.

wow

Ever hear of Johannes Kepler?

im guessing he died of holding in his shit for too long

Tycho Brahe hired Kepler to be his assistant.

i mean i do go but only at my house where i feel more comfortable

That's how badass Brahe was.

lol

(Kepler was not yet known, when Brahe hired him)

Anyway

yeah, Brahe died from holding it in

rather be 1 step closer to death than 2 steps behind

Politeness kept Brahe from excusing himself to use the bathroom during a royal banquet.

is that what happened to elvis lol

I think Elvis died on the toilet.

yeah but he couldnt go in time and died

either OD or burst a blood vessel in his brain

or both

idk

or as a joke in the men in black universe he wnt back home aka his planet

ah, I forgot about that

lol

he's prob hanging out with MJ

I figured AZ was still up

MJ isnt an alien

in the men in blakc universe i think he did a mission for them and wanted to be agent M

There was a scene in one of those movies that he wanted to be agent M

yes i said that previosuly lol

I figured you were referring to a book or something

lol

otherwise, you would have said movie