Message from @Karnivore
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someone already stole my word
make up a new word call it coronafied
for people who are infected with the coronavirus they are coronafied
actually screw that thats my word
then the beer folks would be suing my ass all to hell
copyright SoulTaker666212 2020
something like 20% of folks stopped drinking Corona beer, because of this thing.
lol
ive seen some claim its a cure as a joke lol
I figure that in my house, we will use 1 roll of paper towels and 1 roll of toilet paper a day, on average.
6 months would be 180 days.
Then round that up a bit.
luckily i can hold in shits for a couple of days
and call it 200.
dude, never hold it in longer than you have to
Ever hear what happened to Tycho Brahe?
who?
Major astronomer.
never heard of him
He made the most accurate measurements of stars and planets, WITHOUT using a telescope.
wow
Ever hear of Johannes Kepler?
im guessing he died of holding in his shit for too long
Tycho Brahe hired Kepler to be his assistant.
i mean i do go but only at my house where i feel more comfortable
That's how badass Brahe was.
lol
(Kepler was not yet known, when Brahe hired him)
Anyway
yeah, Brahe died from holding it in
rather be 1 step closer to death than 2 steps behind
Politeness kept Brahe from excusing himself to use the bathroom during a royal banquet.
is that what happened to elvis lol
I think Elvis died on the toilet.
yeah but he couldnt go in time and died
either OD or burst a blood vessel in his brain
or both
idk
or as a joke in the men in black universe he wnt back home aka his planet
ah, I forgot about that