Message from @Karnivore

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2020-03-01 08:14:25 UTC  

never heard of him

2020-03-01 08:15:09 UTC  

He made the most accurate measurements of stars and planets, WITHOUT using a telescope.

2020-03-01 08:15:21 UTC  

He proved that comets were in space, not inside the earth's atmosphere.

2020-03-01 08:15:28 UTC  

wow

2020-03-01 08:15:38 UTC  

Ever hear of Johannes Kepler?

2020-03-01 08:15:42 UTC  

im guessing he died of holding in his shit for too long

2020-03-01 08:16:08 UTC  

Tycho Brahe hired Kepler to be his assistant.

2020-03-01 08:16:12 UTC  

i mean i do go but only at my house where i feel more comfortable

2020-03-01 08:16:13 UTC  

That's how badass Brahe was.

2020-03-01 08:16:13 UTC  

lol

2020-03-01 08:16:36 UTC  

(Kepler was not yet known, when Brahe hired him)

2020-03-01 08:16:39 UTC  

Anyway

2020-03-01 08:16:49 UTC  

yeah, Brahe died from holding it in

2020-03-01 08:17:15 UTC  

rather be 1 step closer to death than 2 steps behind

2020-03-01 08:17:20 UTC  

Politeness kept Brahe from excusing himself to use the bathroom during a royal banquet.

2020-03-01 08:17:21 UTC  

is that what happened to elvis lol

2020-03-01 08:18:15 UTC  

I think Elvis died on the toilet.

2020-03-01 08:18:28 UTC  

yeah but he couldnt go in time and died

2020-03-01 08:18:34 UTC  

either OD or burst a blood vessel in his brain

2020-03-01 08:18:36 UTC  

or both

2020-03-01 08:18:37 UTC  

idk

2020-03-01 08:18:54 UTC  

or as a joke in the men in black universe he wnt back home aka his planet

2020-03-01 08:19:11 UTC  

ah, I forgot about that

2020-03-01 08:19:21 UTC  

lol

2020-03-01 08:19:24 UTC  

he's prob hanging out with MJ

2020-03-01 08:19:40 UTC  

I figured AZ was still up

2020-03-01 08:19:43 UTC  

MJ isnt an alien

2020-03-01 08:20:05 UTC  

in the men in blakc universe i think he did a mission for them and wanted to be agent M

2020-03-01 08:20:21 UTC  

There was a scene in one of those movies that he wanted to be agent M

2020-03-01 08:20:36 UTC  

yes i said that previosuly lol

2020-03-01 08:21:15 UTC  

I figured you were referring to a book or something

2020-03-01 08:21:23 UTC  

lol

2020-03-01 08:21:42 UTC  

otherwise, you would have said movie

2020-03-01 08:21:45 UTC  

👀

2020-03-01 08:21:47 UTC  

true

2020-03-01 08:21:56 UTC  

but there isnt men in black book so

2020-03-01 08:22:02 UTC  

what are you still doing up?

2020-03-01 08:22:08 UTC  

or did you sleep a bit?

2020-03-01 08:22:16 UTC  

what you mean?

2020-03-01 08:22:39 UTC  

dude its 08:22 in the morning over here

2020-03-01 08:22:50 UTC  

Did you not earlier say that the grocery stores were closed at 3:47AM?