(that's my new word of the day. Copyright Karnivore 2020)

zombified is already a word lol

canr copyright a word yah not the finebros

lol

who are the finebros?

oh wow they are a reation channel

on youtibe that tried to copyright the word react

> zombified
> adjective
>
> (especially in popular fiction) having been transformed into a zombie.
> _ "she was attacked by the zombified old man"_
> informal
> deprived of energy or vitality.
> _"exhausted, screaming kids and their zombified parents"_

WTF

lol

someone already stole my word

make up a new word call it coronafied

for people who are infected with the coronavirus they are coronafied

actually screw that thats my word

then the beer folks would be suing my ass all to hell

copyright SoulTaker666212 2020

something like 20% of folks stopped drinking Corona beer, because of this thing.

lol

ive seen some claim its a cure as a joke lol

I figure that in my house, we will use 1 roll of paper towels and 1 roll of toilet paper a day, on average.

6 months would be 180 days.

Then round that up a bit.

luckily i can hold in shits for a couple of days

and call it 200.

dude, never hold it in longer than you have to

Ever hear what happened to Tycho Brahe?

who?

Major astronomer.

never heard of him

He made the most accurate measurements of stars and planets, WITHOUT using a telescope.

He proved that comets were in space, not inside the earth's atmosphere.

wow

Ever hear of Johannes Kepler?

im guessing he died of holding in his shit for too long

Tycho Brahe hired Kepler to be his assistant.

i mean i do go but only at my house where i feel more comfortable

That's how badass Brahe was.

lol

(Kepler was not yet known, when Brahe hired him)

Anyway

yeah, Brahe died from holding it in