Message from @Queen Of Conspiracy

Discord ID: 700757966613119639


2020-04-17 17:14:57 UTC  

I do not sign on dotted line because I am not looking for boyfriend in military or prison. (scary).

2020-04-17 17:16:03 UTC  

You will get special marriages that end up in divorce if you marry handsome military men.

2020-04-17 17:16:21 UTC  

@Tian Fan you should focus on the comet Atlas Fireballs coming at the end of the month

2020-04-17 17:16:40 UTC  

Gees

2020-04-17 17:16:49 UTC  

There's a new drug for lesbians on the market to cure depression, it's called Trycoxagain.

2020-04-17 17:16:54 UTC  

I'm going to be out there in a lawn chair with a beer

2020-04-17 17:17:02 UTC  
2020-04-17 17:17:31 UTC  

bears is going to find AZ infidel.

2020-04-17 17:17:56 UTC  

I'll come back and repopulate the earth

2020-04-17 17:18:02 UTC  

@Tian Fan#570 lol, no bears out here

2020-04-17 17:18:48 UTC  

@Queen Of Conspiracy omg 🤣😂🤣😂

2020-04-17 17:19:58 UTC  

If 2 guys are having sex and the house catches on fire. Who gets out first, the guy on top or the guy on the bottom? The guy on the bottom cause he's already got his shit packed.

2020-04-17 17:20:17 UTC  

Okayyy queen heres one 4 ya...

2020-04-17 17:20:38 UTC  

🤮🤮

2020-04-17 17:20:45 UTC  

Lol1 here we go

2020-04-17 17:21:10 UTC  

Whats the lezbian equivalent for a cock block?

2020-04-17 17:21:11 UTC  

(omg) is there wogs in the chat?

2020-04-17 17:21:15 UTC  

?

2020-04-17 17:21:21 UTC  

Beaver dam

2020-04-17 17:21:50 UTC  

@Tian Fan check your DM

2020-04-17 17:21:58 UTC  

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

2020-04-17 17:22:55 UTC  

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob???

If we dont get some support soon people are going to think we are nuts ....

2020-04-17 17:24:36 UTC  

Half of you heard this one from me already but I always have to say it anyway....


Have you heard about the new muslim sex dolls??

You dont have to blow them up... they do it themselves ....

2020-04-17 17:24:50 UTC  

Hear about the new gay sitcom? "Leave it, it's Beaver."

2020-04-17 17:24:57 UTC  

Lol

2020-04-17 17:25:45 UTC  

Ok I will stop. Just thought we all could use some laughs. Hope I did not offend anyone. Just trying to make you all smile 🙂

2020-04-17 17:26:27 UTC  

Why are redheads flat chested? It makes it easier to read their T- shirts

2020-04-17 17:26:27 UTC  

Keep em coming if soneone is offended they are free to look elsewhere or cover their eyes

2020-04-17 17:28:02 UTC  

@Deleted User
Sorry bout that. Got my invite from @lenyo77

2020-04-17 17:28:34 UTC  

@Shaul good afternoon

2020-04-17 17:28:38 UTC  

@Shaul right on. Thats my step dad . Welcome to the server 👍🏻

2020-04-17 17:29:02 UTC  

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? Her navel

2020-04-17 17:29:13 UTC  
2020-04-17 17:29:27 UTC  

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Brontosoarass.

2020-04-17 17:29:41 UTC  

ill have to remember the deer joke, it's easy enough, funny too

2020-04-17 17:29:49 UTC  

lol

2020-04-17 17:29:56 UTC  

Im such a dork!

2020-04-17 17:30:13 UTC  

Difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute ???

She can wash her crack and sell it again...

2020-04-17 17:30:34 UTC  

nice..lol

2020-04-17 17:31:20 UTC  

I use to know so many jokes.. now they just dont come to me when Im trying to think of them

2020-04-17 17:32:01 UTC  

Yeah Kayyy. Sitting next to him right now.