Message from @Shaul

Discord ID: 700760497036722365


2020-04-17 17:21:58 UTC  

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

2020-04-17 17:22:55 UTC  

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob???

If we dont get some support soon people are going to think we are nuts ....

2020-04-17 17:24:36 UTC  

Half of you heard this one from me already but I always have to say it anyway....


Have you heard about the new muslim sex dolls??

You dont have to blow them up... they do it themselves ....

2020-04-17 17:24:50 UTC  

Hear about the new gay sitcom? "Leave it, it's Beaver."

2020-04-17 17:24:57 UTC  

Lol

2020-04-17 17:25:45 UTC  

Ok I will stop. Just thought we all could use some laughs. Hope I did not offend anyone. Just trying to make you all smile 🙂

2020-04-17 17:26:27 UTC  

Why are redheads flat chested? It makes it easier to read their T- shirts

2020-04-17 17:26:27 UTC  

Keep em coming if soneone is offended they are free to look elsewhere or cover their eyes

2020-04-17 17:28:02 UTC  

@Deleted User
Sorry bout that. Got my invite from @lenyo77

2020-04-17 17:28:34 UTC  

@Shaul good afternoon

2020-04-17 17:28:38 UTC  

@Shaul right on. Thats my step dad . Welcome to the server 👍🏻

2020-04-17 17:29:02 UTC  

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? Her navel

2020-04-17 17:29:13 UTC  
2020-04-17 17:29:27 UTC  

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Brontosoarass.

2020-04-17 17:29:41 UTC  

ill have to remember the deer joke, it's easy enough, funny too

2020-04-17 17:29:49 UTC  

lol

2020-04-17 17:29:56 UTC  

Im such a dork!

2020-04-17 17:30:13 UTC  

Difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute ???

She can wash her crack and sell it again...

2020-04-17 17:30:34 UTC  

nice..lol

2020-04-17 17:31:20 UTC  

I use to know so many jokes.. now they just dont come to me when Im trying to think of them

2020-04-17 17:32:01 UTC  

Yeah Kayyy. Sitting next to him right now.

2020-04-17 17:32:12 UTC  

Hello AZ

2020-04-17 17:32:58 UTC  

Tell him hi for me. Lol you came in when were not being super serious and just having a laugh @Shaul

2020-04-17 17:34:27 UTC  

Lol. We need a few laughs today.

2020-04-17 17:35:42 UTC  

Ohhh i remember a funny one .

Whats the difference between 365 used condoms and a tire?

Ones a goodyear the other was a GREAT year 😂😂

2020-04-17 17:36:03 UTC  

@Deleted User new name is Kayyyrona

2020-04-17 17:36:54 UTC  

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2020-04-17 17:37:17 UTC  

Yup...

2020-04-17 17:37:39 UTC  

@Deleted User I do like beer so Im not offended by the nickname 🤣

2020-04-17 17:38:13 UTC  

Lol, better than Natty Kayyy

2020-04-17 17:39:06 UTC  

Natural ice sucks. But the liquor store is outta budice ....

2020-04-17 17:39:19 UTC  

Oh shit

2020-04-17 17:39:53 UTC  

when I did drink during college, my favorite was miller light

2020-04-17 17:40:05 UTC  

Keystone ice is even worse. But this lady gotta have her ice beer

2020-04-17 17:40:14 UTC  

Eeewwwww light beer

2020-04-17 17:40:17 UTC  

What do call the moisture on Dolly Parton's chest? Mountain Dew

2020-04-17 17:40:33 UTC  

👀 <:rawr:647449454416232458> <:guninmouth:648629017292832768>

2020-04-17 17:40:40 UTC  

lol

2020-04-17 17:40:49 UTC  
2020-04-17 17:41:11 UTC  

MGD isnt bad..

2020-04-17 17:41:28 UTC  

I have Keystone Ice