I do NOT swim in beach water

@americanaf

THAT SHIT SCARY

@Deleted User rn

*Jaws music intensifies

My ex uncle

Hardcore

Me

Muscle Lukas guy

@Deleted User sexy af

Was in the marines

I think

He was in a branch of the army Indont remember

He was talking in the ocean in front of me

All of a sudden he SCREAMS

Nice

and he got crabed

Yixe

A crab?

He left my scared ass in the middle of the ocean

Screaming

Lol 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

I went swimming at the beach one time and a baby crab grabbed onto my nuts

As he ran out of the water

Not joking

LMAO

Oof

I love baby crabs

Ouch

Somewhere I habe a photo of my holding one

With some butter 🧈

He was a tiny almost translucent crab

Got to be careful of jellyfish to

Yes they are scary

And sharks BUT that's only for surfers

I used to be OBSESSED with sharks back then

Looke like this

But had little pincers