@Revel yup

@herambatheegod33 He's also my gynocologist and my gay dom

I dont know how johnny pays for 217,000 mortgages though

He hasn't been demonetized.

You know, looking at 40 pornstars with and without makeup is a thing to behold

Like damn most are as exotic as a grilled cheese sandwich

So yeah...My nephew joined the Marines and Infantry...

On a side note, this vodka is the shit, yo.

Lmfao this comment in the comments: HITxMAN

I still can't figure it out... are the train wrecks because they're porn stars, or porn stars because they're train wrecks?

01/20/2017

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some of each. some are probably in porn because it's the only way they can get laid or make a living. others look like shit because they've been rode hard and put away wet too many times.

01/20/2017

Lmfaoo

Those comments are brutal

Delightful

Can't forget gems like: "McGraw

you would think all these strippers would have a great natural complexion being that they get a facefull twice a day...
01/19/2017"

Lol

They usually swallow it now, so they lose out on nourishing their skin

Still, fucking savage comments were a highlight of my day today

Why do all chicks say “it really bothers me” when they rant? I already knew it did in the 5 min rant in which your voice was steadily raising with every point you thought was poignantly made with the emphasis of your volume.

Going to start keeping my gym socks in my bag so I can stuff it in their mouth

And the 15min of waterboarding to tell you someone hurt her feelings by some non descriptive way that was glossed over but needs to rant about how she was hurt?

Fuck I'm exhausted

What's up guys

Lmao exactly, and her tone already lets you know why the other person did what they did

And actually didnt do enough

Context im on the train and my left earbud fell off my headphones

"Becky just had this tone and like" *goes on for 15min about nothing not realizing that Becky was just busy more then likely*

So Im stuck listening to train conversations

Riiiip

Ahhh she did a pet peeve of mine, what a cunt

Every time she says it really bothers me just give a loud exhale

After all that ranting she asks her friend what shes doing this weekend. I would say try to avoid talking to you

Hahahha I shouldve

Lmao

The passive aggressive approach works wonders at pissing people off in slow increments

All u gotta do is say uh huh and occasionally make eye contact

^

Look at this cuckery @Mr.Black found

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/601917264715055104/612072042535321600/unknown.jpeg

It hurts to see men that spineless

No not men, not anymore.