Lol this one chick has us fooled, but to be fair she had always wore the same amount

Then one day she forgot

And that was when I knew to just assume theres layers of makeup on every chick

Before that I was at 85%

just gotta watch thot make up channels on mute while listening to music or podcasts or news or something to understand the process of deception

Ive seen the 20 pornstars makeup no makeup and a couple makeup videos for that exact reason.

But there was still something in the finished product that let you know thats makeup and lots of it

https://youtu.be/UlRNyiMFTsw

Uncle Ruckus?

Probably he doesnt pray to white jesue at 6 AM

Pretty sure that's Johnny Sins, right?

Oh, that's not him.

Huh. lol

Johnnys a teacher

@Deleted User his turnover rate is crazy

@Revel yup

@herambatheegod33 He's also my gynocologist and my gay dom

I dont know how johnny pays for 217,000 mortgages though

He hasn't been demonetized.

You know, looking at 40 pornstars with and without makeup is a thing to behold

Like damn most are as exotic as a grilled cheese sandwich

So yeah...My nephew joined the Marines and Infantry...

On a side note, this vodka is the shit, yo.

Lmfao this comment in the comments: HITxMAN

I still can't figure it out... are the train wrecks because they're porn stars, or porn stars because they're train wrecks?

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some of each. some are probably in porn because it's the only way they can get laid or make a living. others look like shit because they've been rode hard and put away wet too many times.

01/20/2017

Lmfaoo

Those comments are brutal

Delightful

Can't forget gems like: "McGraw

you would think all these strippers would have a great natural complexion being that they get a facefull twice a day...
01/19/2017"

Lol

They usually swallow it now, so they lose out on nourishing their skin

Still, fucking savage comments were a highlight of my day today

Why do all chicks say “it really bothers me” when they rant? I already knew it did in the 5 min rant in which your voice was steadily raising with every point you thought was poignantly made with the emphasis of your volume.

Going to start keeping my gym socks in my bag so I can stuff it in their mouth

And the 15min of waterboarding to tell you someone hurt her feelings by some non descriptive way that was glossed over but needs to rant about how she was hurt?

Fuck I'm exhausted

What's up guys

Lmao exactly, and her tone already lets you know why the other person did what they did

And actually didnt do enough

Context im on the train and my left earbud fell off my headphones

"Becky just had this tone and like" *goes on for 15min about nothing not realizing that Becky was just busy more then likely*

So Im stuck listening to train conversations