F that

must have splurged on the dragon dildo and tingly lube.

Had enough

just in time

Dodged a massive bullet

Good call

@Gaijincruza ur a savage

Good shit tho

looooool

2 days <:OH_YEEAAH:592897850984235036>

2 days... man, thats how you lose your deposit but regain your life

F the deposit

Lol

@Gaijincruza was she <:ree:480188470942498827>ing ? <:lolz:480186121897377792>

not at all

Dude, everyone was reeing.

Not at all lmao

Oo

Just typical woman who wanna turn Alfa to beta

So, she held it together in front of you?

<:tellmemorepepe:480186120823373835>

now the story gets interesting xD

Oh it was more brutal

By sms

<:tellmemore:532084430664105994>

SAVAGE

<:OH_YEEAAH:592897850984235036>

Absolute mad lad

It went like this

Hi ...... bye

Loads of shit happened of course

?!

You are a master storyteller

I'm not sure if this story is legit or not
but I hope it is real <:FuckingGold:508878650322583553>

Truly riveting.

Dude as real as it gets

Hes like an Earth bender

She told me she had BPD

It was hyper real.

1 week before the wedding

looooooool