Message from @American Eagle

Discord ID: 561031047530283019


2019-03-29 03:29:05 UTC  

Sup

2019-03-29 03:29:21 UTC  

just realized that my ahri mousepad is getting dirty @shadowlessnexus

2019-03-29 03:29:37 UTC  

it has to be him

2019-03-29 03:29:43 UTC  

***Then stop cumming on it so much goddamn Hermit***

2019-03-29 03:30:10 UTC  

That mousepad must look like a cupcake with white icing

2019-03-29 03:30:15 UTC  

<:oof:516458979250012160>

2019-03-29 03:30:24 UTC  

I need sleep

2019-03-29 03:30:30 UTC  

You can you use your mouse on it even

2019-03-29 03:31:03 UTC  

combine doll legs and essenia, and what is that?

2019-03-29 03:32:05 UTC  

DOLLTRON

2019-03-29 03:34:44 UTC  

tape a fleshlight to each limb for good measure

2019-03-29 03:35:23 UTC  

each of those fleshlights pits is symbolic of how much money you saved from a potential divorce.

2019-03-29 03:35:29 UTC  

Cover the damn thing with fleshlights

2019-03-29 03:35:34 UTC  

we have the technology

2019-03-29 03:35:56 UTC  

Women are just Rentable Used Fleshlights.

2019-03-29 03:36:00 UTC  

Any objection?

2019-03-29 03:36:05 UTC  

Nope

2019-03-29 03:36:26 UTC  

I saw a cuck lifting his hand

2019-03-29 03:36:32 UTC  

but he wont be lifting it anymore

2019-03-29 03:36:38 UTC  

or anything for that matter

2019-03-29 03:37:05 UTC  

Did he at least eat Chad and Tyrone's Cream Supreme before he went to permasleep?

2019-03-29 03:37:17 UTC  

I denied him even that

2019-03-29 03:37:25 UTC  

He begged for it in his last moments

2019-03-29 03:37:39 UTC  

I even used a one liner

2019-03-29 03:37:44 UTC  

I bet he didn't even ask his ancestors for strength.

2019-03-29 03:37:58 UTC  

''I'm cucking you...from life'' *shotgun blast*

2019-03-29 03:38:04 UTC  

Exactly

2019-03-29 03:38:06 UTC  

Well

2019-03-29 03:38:08 UTC  

he did

2019-03-29 03:38:10 UTC  

but they denied it

2019-03-29 03:38:11 UTC  

lulz

2019-03-29 03:38:20 UTC  

The worst part is, I bet he enjoyed every last bit of it.

2019-03-29 03:38:25 UTC  

they gave me strength

2019-03-29 03:38:28 UTC  

yeah he did

2019-03-29 03:38:31 UTC  

wowowow Risk of Rain 2 looks amazing

2019-03-29 03:38:39 UTC  

risk of rain?

2019-03-29 03:38:44 UTC  

You mean chocolate rain

2019-03-29 03:38:48 UTC  

or yellow rain?

2019-03-29 03:39:03 UTC  

Describing China circa 2050

2019-03-29 03:39:06 UTC  

Is that ancestors thing becoming a meme?

2019-03-29 03:39:10 UTC  

Cause it should