Message from @Chaz

Discord ID: 794245561049153566


2020-12-31 16:42:34 UTC  

Maybe but opioids are known to cause constipation

2020-12-31 16:42:35 UTC  

word of advice, don't be born defective and find out in your mid 20s

2020-12-31 16:42:50 UTC  

Too late

2020-12-31 16:42:54 UTC  

or you will be given the perfect storm of all shits

2020-12-31 16:43:41 UTC  

Is it crohns or something

2020-12-31 16:44:09 UTC  

nah

2020-12-31 16:44:25 UTC  

all my bile ducts are crooked so my guts filled up with rocks

2020-12-31 16:44:34 UTC  

Bruh

2020-12-31 16:44:44 UTC  

Thats super disgusting

2020-12-31 16:44:47 UTC  

Wow

2020-12-31 16:45:04 UTC  

Bile duck isn’t that a Pokémon?

2020-12-31 16:45:15 UTC  

Nah psyduck is tho

2020-12-31 16:45:29 UTC  

problem's mostly solved now, other than the side effects of not having a gallbladder

2020-12-31 16:45:46 UTC  

which are mostly "You take more shits"

2020-12-31 16:45:51 UTC  

Psyduck + vileplum = vile duck

2020-12-31 16:46:07 UTC  

out here having medical excuses to take 15+ minute shit breaks at work

2020-12-31 16:46:15 UTC  

Insert sneed joke here

2020-12-31 16:46:47 UTC  

Sneed

2020-12-31 16:47:16 UTC  

Creed

2020-12-31 16:47:47 UTC  

Peed (my pants)

2020-12-31 16:48:18 UTC  
2020-12-31 16:48:23 UTC  

Secret sweat tn

2020-12-31 16:48:30 UTC  

Shawn's in

2020-12-31 16:48:40 UTC  

He just said he wanted to get paid for it

2020-12-31 16:48:56 UTC  

Gettin the bag

2020-12-31 16:49:06 UTC  

Much respect

2020-12-31 16:49:35 UTC  

W8 is phubris Shawn or some other guy

2020-12-31 16:49:42 UTC  

"he's collected the gum road so I wanna get paid if I'm doing it"

2020-12-31 16:49:49 UTC  

Phubris is shawn

2020-12-31 16:51:51 UTC  

remember friends, drink or pour one out for me since the most I can handle is amaretto

2020-12-31 16:52:11 UTC  

retard

2020-12-31 16:52:15 UTC  

Drinking alone is not cool anyway

2020-12-31 16:52:27 UTC  

Drinking alone rules dont let big bar lie to you

2020-12-31 16:52:38 UTC  

Wtf I’m bluepilled!?

2020-12-31 16:52:59 UTC  

Drinking alone is based as long as you don't kill yourself

2020-12-31 16:53:19 UTC  

Ur not drinking alone if ur typing messages to anonymous people on the internet

2020-12-31 16:53:23 UTC  

go home Chaz

2020-12-31 16:53:30 UTC  

This is facts

2020-12-31 16:53:41 UTC  

based

2020-12-31 16:53:46 UTC  

I don’t get bad hang overs but I think I get massive cortisol spike the next day that makes me feel bad

2020-12-31 16:54:07 UTC  

drinking alone is fine, I just can't handle more than half a drink every hour or I get violently ill