Message from @kawaii

Discord ID: 794244125158801438


2020-12-31 13:34:51 UTC  

I like your shirt

2020-12-31 14:03:19 UTC  

I’ve got an SNN shirt that I will never open. RIP Shalito.

2020-12-31 16:05:18 UTC  

Taking a shit rn

2020-12-31 16:07:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720708986353090684/794235330055241748/tFCbvFJKThodWrOo.mp4

2020-12-31 16:09:09 UTC  

Who?

2020-12-31 16:15:06 UTC  

how big

2020-12-31 16:15:58 UTC  

on a scale of 1 - 10

2020-12-31 16:19:00 UTC  

12

2020-12-31 16:22:01 UTC  

nice

2020-12-31 16:22:09 UTC  

somebody's gonna have to do some drinking for me tonight

2020-12-31 16:33:59 UTC  

I gotta shit

2020-12-31 16:39:37 UTC  

I took a shit yesterday but it was super dry. Sad!

2020-12-31 16:40:08 UTC  

I'd say those are the worst

2020-12-31 16:40:46 UTC  

Yeah it actually sucks no cap

2020-12-31 16:40:50 UTC  

but I've had to shit after having an organ scooped out and being kept on morphine for a week

2020-12-31 16:40:59 UTC  

That'll do it

2020-12-31 16:41:15 UTC  

Painkillers fuck you up like that

2020-12-31 16:41:34 UTC  

especially when your core muscles are like "Nah, nah I'm not moving."

2020-12-31 16:42:04 UTC  

though I think that was partly because of the bundle of drain tubes stuck in me

2020-12-31 16:42:34 UTC  

Maybe but opioids are known to cause constipation

2020-12-31 16:42:35 UTC  

word of advice, don't be born defective and find out in your mid 20s

2020-12-31 16:42:50 UTC  

Too late

2020-12-31 16:42:54 UTC  

or you will be given the perfect storm of all shits

2020-12-31 16:43:41 UTC  

Is it crohns or something

2020-12-31 16:44:09 UTC  

nah

2020-12-31 16:44:25 UTC  

all my bile ducts are crooked so my guts filled up with rocks

2020-12-31 16:44:34 UTC  

Bruh

2020-12-31 16:44:44 UTC  

Thats super disgusting

2020-12-31 16:44:47 UTC  

Wow

2020-12-31 16:45:04 UTC  

Bile duck isn’t that a Pokémon?

2020-12-31 16:45:15 UTC  

Nah psyduck is tho

2020-12-31 16:45:29 UTC  

problem's mostly solved now, other than the side effects of not having a gallbladder

2020-12-31 16:45:46 UTC  

which are mostly "You take more shits"

2020-12-31 16:45:51 UTC  

Psyduck + vileplum = vile duck

2020-12-31 16:46:07 UTC  

out here having medical excuses to take 15+ minute shit breaks at work

2020-12-31 16:46:15 UTC  

Insert sneed joke here

2020-12-31 16:46:47 UTC  

Sneed

2020-12-31 16:47:16 UTC  

Creed

2020-12-31 16:47:47 UTC  

Peed (my pants)

2020-12-31 16:48:18 UTC  
2020-12-31 16:48:23 UTC  

Secret sweat tn