which are mostly "You take more shits"

Psyduck + vileplum = vile duck

out here having medical excuses to take 15+ minute shit breaks at work

Insert sneed joke here

Sneed

Creed

Peed (my pants)

@beardsonbeardly

Secret sweat tn

Shawn's in

He just said he wanted to get paid for it

Gettin the bag

Much respect

W8 is phubris Shawn or some other guy

"he's collected the gum road so I wanna get paid if I'm doing it"

Phubris is shawn

remember friends, drink or pour one out for me since the most I can handle is amaretto

retard

Drinking alone is not cool anyway

Drinking alone rules dont let big bar lie to you

Wtf I’m bluepilled!?

Drinking alone is based as long as you don't kill yourself

Ur not drinking alone if ur typing messages to anonymous people on the internet

go home Chaz

This is facts

based

I don’t get bad hang overs but I think I get massive cortisol spike the next day that makes me feel bad

drinking alone is fine, I just can't handle more than half a drink every hour or I get violently ill

I get hangovers bad now

I'm old

Same

If you drink every day a consistent amount you can cheat the hangover

can't get hangovers if you blow chunks after 2 drinks

Thats what my dad does

I have a bad habit of not eating before I drink so it makes it even worse lmao

Why yes Mr manager I did have beer for lunch and nothing else today, how did you know

Also why is there 2 of you

Lol

Wish I could drink at work

Drinking at work is so underrated

I've drank once at work