I took a shit yesterday but it was super dry. Sad!

I'd say those are the worst

Yeah it actually sucks no cap

but I've had to shit after having an organ scooped out and being kept on morphine for a week

That'll do it

Painkillers fuck you up like that

especially when your core muscles are like "Nah, nah I'm not moving."

though I think that was partly because of the bundle of drain tubes stuck in me

Maybe but opioids are known to cause constipation

word of advice, don't be born defective and find out in your mid 20s

Too late

or you will be given the perfect storm of all shits

Is it crohns or something

nah

all my bile ducts are crooked so my guts filled up with rocks

Bruh

Thats super disgusting

Wow

Bile duck isn’t that a Pokémon?

Nah psyduck is tho

problem's mostly solved now, other than the side effects of not having a gallbladder

which are mostly "You take more shits"

Psyduck + vileplum = vile duck

out here having medical excuses to take 15+ minute shit breaks at work

Insert sneed joke here

Sneed

Creed

Peed (my pants)

@beardsonbeardly

Secret sweat tn

Shawn's in

He just said he wanted to get paid for it

Gettin the bag

Much respect

W8 is phubris Shawn or some other guy

"he's collected the gum road so I wanna get paid if I'm doing it"

Phubris is shawn

remember friends, drink or pour one out for me since the most I can handle is amaretto

retard

Drinking alone is not cool anyway

Drinking alone rules dont let big bar lie to you