Message from @Matt.
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shes in rehab in arizona right now
#SingleBitchesForLife!!
And does said divorced aunt Nancy have a cat?
I have a funny wine and church story
You got faded on that communion wine????
Letâs hear it girl
she can't take care of an animal no
She had a cat, gave it wine
You get fucked in the confession booth ?
Cat wine is a thing
@LondonAbbyđ why you so curious about pipes aunt? That what I'm curious about.
its ok lol
In all sincerity @Pipeliner_USA , I hope your aunt makes it through recovering. I worked at a rehab for awhile. It was not easy.
Now that would be a story
Isnt that catnip
I meant that lightheartedly.
Lol I had to google what catnip was called and I just had a page of Bush empress on mybrowser
Shit, aunt Nancy be fucked up
That was probs her in the confession booth
Why you so suspicious about my curiosity?
Maybe aunt Nancy and uncle Danny could meet
Soooo. I grew up catholic. Is the beginning of this story. Hadnât been to a mass in years! Well my daughters first Easter. Almost 5 years ago. We decided to go to church as a family. On Easter Sunday
Yes father wine and dine me and Iâm spreading those legs like a dirty little church girl
Isnât Uncle Danny married?
Idek I'm so tired lol
You tryin to lay pipe on uncle Danny ?
You need wine or weed, or both x
No, @Matt. said he and Aunt Nancy should meet.
Howâs your betting going? Did you make what you needed?
Weed and bed is what I need đ
Nah I'm ass. I'm so bad. Working on it tho.
While Iâm too old for some of you kids in here, Uncle Danny is a bit old for my taste anyway.
I need weed wine and 69
Continue
I went up to take my communion. Took the body of Christ. Then came time for the blood of Christ. I tipped that grail back and chugged the wine. Got back to the pew and i looked at my husband and whisperers. âThat wine taste like shitâ he says. What do you mean? Well. I didnât know you werenât supposed to drink it.
And i drank the whole think and there was still a packed church behind me.
haha so funny get it girl