That's the point of drinking fast

What’s the fun in calling it merlot anyway? #teamMerLOT

You’ll be Ite edible didn’t even kick in all the way yet

Crying @Pipeliner_USA

Is aunt Nancy also single?

yes divorced (the wine)

shes in rehab in arizona right now

https://tenor.com/view/betty-white-wine-cheers-drinks-red-wine-gif-15465402

#SingleBitchesForLife!!

And does said divorced aunt Nancy have a cat?

I have a funny wine and church story

You got faded on that communion wine????

Let’s hear it girl

she can't take care of an animal no

She had a cat, gave it wine

You get fucked in the confession booth ?

Cat wine is a thing

@LondonAbby💋 why you so curious about pipes aunt? That what I'm curious about.

its ok lol

In all sincerity @Pipeliner_USA , I hope your aunt makes it through recovering. I worked at a rehab for awhile. It was not easy.

Now that would be a story

Isnt that catnip

https://tenor.com/view/wine-me-dine-me-69me-treat-me-take-me-out-first-gif-16815132

I meant that lightheartedly.

Lol I had to google what catnip was called and I just had a page of Bush empress on mybrowser

Shit, aunt Nancy be fucked up

Staring back at me 😂

That was probs her in the confession booth

Why you so suspicious about my curiosity?

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Maybe aunt Nancy and uncle Danny could meet

Soooo. I grew up catholic. Is the beginning of this story. Hadn’t been to a mass in years! Well my daughters first Easter. Almost 5 years ago. We decided to go to church as a family. On Easter Sunday

Yes father wine and dine me and I’m spreading those legs like a dirty little church girl

Isn’t Uncle Danny married?

Idek I'm so tired lol

You tryin to lay pipe on uncle Danny ?

You need wine or weed, or both x

No, @Matt. said he and Aunt Nancy should meet.

How’s your betting going? Did you make what you needed?

Weed and bed is what I need 😅

Nah I'm ass. I'm so bad. Working on it tho.