Message from @outsidethehive

Discord ID: 795929054859493387


2021-01-05 08:14:30 UTC  

Shit, aunt Nancy be fucked up

2021-01-05 08:14:44 UTC  

Staring back at me 😂

2021-01-05 08:14:56 UTC  

That was probs her in the confession booth

2021-01-05 08:14:57 UTC  

Why you so suspicious about my curiosity?

2021-01-05 08:15:10 UTC  

Maybe aunt Nancy and uncle Danny could meet

2021-01-05 08:15:32 UTC  

Soooo. I grew up catholic. Is the beginning of this story. Hadn’t been to a mass in years! Well my daughters first Easter. Almost 5 years ago. We decided to go to church as a family. On Easter Sunday

2021-01-05 08:15:32 UTC  

Yes father wine and dine me and I’m spreading those legs like a dirty little church girl

2021-01-05 08:15:37 UTC  

Isn’t Uncle Danny married?

2021-01-05 08:15:48 UTC  

Idek I'm so tired lol

2021-01-05 08:15:59 UTC  

You tryin to lay pipe on uncle Danny ?

2021-01-05 08:16:13 UTC  

You need wine or weed, or both x

2021-01-05 08:16:27 UTC  

No, @Matt. said he and Aunt Nancy should meet.

2021-01-05 08:16:40 UTC  

How’s your betting going? Did you make what you needed?

2021-01-05 08:16:51 UTC  

Weed and bed is what I need 😅

2021-01-05 08:17:12 UTC  

Nah I'm ass. I'm so bad. Working on it tho.

2021-01-05 08:17:13 UTC  

While I’m too old for some of you kids in here, Uncle Danny is a bit old for my taste anyway.

2021-01-05 08:17:16 UTC  

I need weed wine and 69

2021-01-05 08:17:26 UTC  

Continue

2021-01-05 08:17:27 UTC  

I went up to take my communion. Took the body of Christ. Then came time for the blood of Christ. I tipped that grail back and chugged the wine. Got back to the pew and i looked at my husband and whisperers. “That wine taste like shit” he says. What do you mean? Well. I didn’t know you weren’t supposed to drink it.

2021-01-05 08:17:54 UTC  

And i drank the whole think and there was still a packed church behind me.

2021-01-05 08:18:36 UTC  

haha so funny get it girl

2021-01-05 08:18:44 UTC  

Sup? 😂

2021-01-05 08:18:57 UTC  

Lots to learn

2021-01-05 08:19:02 UTC  

And i haven’t been back since. I felt so bad. I had no fucking clue. But i needed a good blood of Christ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

2021-01-05 08:19:04 UTC  

You have jokes ol 😂

2021-01-05 08:19:20 UTC  

I guess it was a joke

2021-01-05 08:19:52 UTC  

Wheres liz. Tell her I said hi tomorrow

2021-01-05 08:19:59 UTC  

I feel this, can I come join?

2021-01-05 08:20:07 UTC  

Absolutely ❤️

2021-01-05 08:20:14 UTC  

She’s asleep

2021-01-05 08:20:20 UTC  

What’s your peak age ?

2021-01-05 08:20:31 UTC  

Erm lol. I'm single? If that helps

2021-01-05 08:20:46 UTC  

42

2021-01-05 08:21:07 UTC  

41-42

2021-01-05 08:21:07 UTC  

Love her. Love u too. Why aren't you in bed w her??!!?!

2021-01-05 08:21:14 UTC  

I wasn't thinking that way but now I am lol

2021-01-05 08:21:28 UTC  

Stop acting lesbo

2021-01-05 08:21:48 UTC  

...... 👀

2021-01-05 08:22:25 UTC  

Fuck. I’m turning into @Pipeliner_USA aunt

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/791368871318650888/795930186280599562/image0.jpg

2021-01-05 08:22:27 UTC  

What about pipeliner?