still polishing his meat arrow, he is screeching and squeeling talking about "Don'T ToUcH My PeeN!"

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And then shit really hits the fan

I'm laughing my fucking ass off right now

why do i admin this server

Lol

was he actually retarded though?

Oh hello Shadow!

fuck this im out for the night

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Care to join us?

Like a defense mechanism, he instinctively shits himself

fuck you

Alright.

Good chat

Goodnight @shadowlessnexus

As though that wasn't bad enough, we had forgotten that he was still choking his chicken

G’nite @shadowlessnexus

I'm screenshotting this story.

So he goes to a completely different shade of red in his face and eventually sprays his load ALL OVER the wrangeler's shoes

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holy shit

At this point, everyone is screaming

He splooooooggged

especially the tard

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😂

Oh man I'm fucking dying right now

I'm legit so close to waking up my family.

So he nuts what was likely the fattest nut a tard could put out, I swear the lord giveth the lord taketh away

^ @PreschoolFightClub

ejected his balls directly through the urethra

He aint got the chromosome going for him but he sure as shit could scratch the back of some hoe's throat if need be

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So he busts all over the damn floor and the tard wrangler's shoes, and the intercom comes on

"attention west wing, please evacuate the building, as we have a bodily fluid spill on the *insert hall name here* hall"

Hehe

Bodily fluid

i don't like where this is going

Oh my fucking god

Dude shoulda been shot