Message from @shadowlessnexus

Discord ID: 563596960918011904


2019-04-05 05:30:44 UTC  

<:bye:480186137164382208>

2019-04-05 05:30:50 UTC  

<:PickleRick:353969722309476362>

2019-04-05 05:30:56 UTC  

<:LOOOOOL:508742884615389184>

2019-04-05 05:31:02 UTC  

and he is beating the everloving shit out of it,

2019-04-05 05:31:16 UTC  

so teach calls the tard wranglers who try to come in and stop him

2019-04-05 05:31:20 UTC  

It's taking a lot out of me to not burst out laughing right now.

2019-04-05 05:31:39 UTC  

Unsucessfully, the tards cant get his pants back on so he eventually just makes it out into the hallway

2019-04-05 05:31:57 UTC  

๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-04-05 05:32:27 UTC  

still polishing his meat arrow, he is screeching and squeeling talking about "Don'T ToUcH My PeeN!"

2019-04-05 05:32:40 UTC  

<:LOOOOOL2:508743052828082197>

2019-04-05 05:32:42 UTC  

And then shit really hits the fan

2019-04-05 05:32:47 UTC  

I'm laughing my fucking ass off right now

2019-04-05 05:32:49 UTC  

why do i admin this server

2019-04-05 05:32:55 UTC  

Lol

2019-04-05 05:33:00 UTC  

was he actually retarded though?

2019-04-05 05:33:01 UTC  

Oh hello Shadow!

2019-04-05 05:33:01 UTC  

fuck this im out for the night

2019-04-05 05:33:04 UTC  

<:mee6:556175092480999434>

2019-04-05 05:33:05 UTC  

Care to join us?

2019-04-05 05:33:05 UTC  

Like a defense mechanism, he instinctively shits himself

2019-04-05 05:33:06 UTC  

fuck you

2019-04-05 05:33:11 UTC  

Alright.

2019-04-05 05:33:14 UTC  

Good chat

2019-04-05 05:33:22 UTC  
2019-04-05 05:33:34 UTC  

As though that wasn't bad enough, we had forgotten that he was still choking his chicken

2019-04-05 05:33:35 UTC  

Gโ€™nite @shadowlessnexus

2019-04-05 05:34:14 UTC  

I'm screenshotting this story.

2019-04-05 05:34:15 UTC  

So he goes to a completely different shade of red in his face and eventually sprays his load ALL OVER the wrangeler's shoes

2019-04-05 05:34:22 UTC  

<:letsdie:511757414467633172>

2019-04-05 05:34:27 UTC  

holy shit

2019-04-05 05:34:30 UTC  

At this point, everyone is screaming

2019-04-05 05:34:34 UTC  

He splooooooggged

2019-04-05 05:34:36 UTC  

especially the tard

2019-04-05 05:34:39 UTC  

<:cumsplash:476424779038064641>

2019-04-05 05:34:43 UTC  

๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-04-05 05:34:57 UTC  

Oh man I'm fucking dying right now

2019-04-05 05:35:10 UTC  

I'm legit so close to waking up my family.

2019-04-05 05:35:18 UTC  

So he nuts what was likely the fattest nut a tard could put out, I swear the lord giveth the lord taketh away

2019-04-05 05:35:28 UTC  
2019-04-05 05:35:47 UTC  

ejected his balls directly through the urethra

2019-04-05 05:35:48 UTC  

He aint got the chromosome going for him but he sure as shit could scratch the back of some hoe's throat if need be