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Idk bout all that now

Ive only gone as far as jerking it to elves

How about elf nuns?

Hoe about you settle down.

https://images.app.goo.gl/PtQxkoPtWSvvjXg3A

Elf's that are nuns? That's gonna be a hard no from me dawg.

Ill tell a story I just remembered. In high school we had a faggy, sellout male teacher. Guy was a pure white knight, and he gave my friends shit one time for something that happened in gym class. Lambasted them on what “real masculinity” is, which were just feminist tropes. So the next week, it was a sunny day. We had done recon on the time he leaves. So at a friends house who was close to the school we filled a fuckton of water balloons. We got there 5 mins early and just started chucking them. Dude was frozen for 2 minutes, it was fun times.

This was kind of inspired from tfms vid of no male spaces

Yeah there are no more male spaces...we barely have the god damn internet

We just about only have the internet

what else is there bucko?

hullo?

@ChaonThe5th do pullups

and crunches are pretty much useless

you can also do "modified" pullups by using a bar thats supported off the ground and pull yourself up to it so the bar touches or gets close as possible to your chest

other than that id recommend youtubing some bodyweight back exercises and/or checking out that "bar bros" channel

there's a Perfect Pullup progression bar that I love to use. you could do inverted (Aussie) pull-ups, and then build up strength to actual ones...You just need to drill into the side of any door jams.

Relatively cheap too ($20, Amazon). I use it with Kettlebells for an awesome circuit routine (one day pull-ups/chin-ups, the next day inverted pull-ups/chin-ups).

Oh cow

cow?

They stole my crickets ...

cool? )

(am i missing something here?)

Yes, the jibiroos

both of my brothers have walked the plank in CA.

I told them not to. I told them to at least get prenups. They didn't.

Yo guys has anyone read Bachelor Pad Economics: The Financial Advice Bible for Men by Aaron Clarey

That blows

Sorry to hear that

I'm thinking of buying it

What are you trying to get out of it

I’m like the holy grail of maximizing income and minimizing expenses

Not even tooting my horn

Financial knowledge and career advice is what the book is supposed to help me with.

Does that mean if i drink from@you ill have eternal youth?

You’ll be better off on having net gains

What is net gains?

The pay or value you’re left with after all is said and done

Ok

Yeah you really do need some basic shit